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The old floorboards creaked under his considerable weight. Grumbling and muttering under his breath about the

Opening the book, I saw a piece of paper flutter to the ground. It was the odd, but familiar, markings that caught my eye. I reached down and picked it up. Sure enough, it was

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So this is where father kept his so called pornos. Under the bed. How clever. She wondered if mom knew. She wondered is mom watched them with him. Was that how she was conceived?

The light was dim and though she tried desperately to read the untidy hastened words on the grubby piece of paper, it was to no avail. Her eyes were straining in the dim light.

Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about 19 feet tall. I took his island sized paw and said "

Standing atop the desert plateau, I peered through my scope and casually picked a target. No one in particular just some

Toro is a fan of vampire fiction since his childhood in Mexico.

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There was this kid who was running away from the school. Nobody could catch him, he was too fat. As everybody clenched for air running after him, the said, STOP! YOU MUST

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The Charmeleon yawned, his feet dragging as he stumbled out from his rocky den. The sun had already climbed over the mountain's peak by now; the lizard had slept very late indeed.

Dean Ackerman was head pollster for the Republicans. He's seen monsters but not like this. This was Caligula all over again. He wanted the numbers. So Dean lied and told him that

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