After 6 hours of trudging throught the desert, I finally came to the realization that there was no hope. This desert seemed endless and just as I was about to give up I saw a huge.

So, I get out of the shower and I notice this rash. I'm not positive how i got it but I'm pretty sure it was from

It was very early in the morning. The sun had not yet reached its zenith and I was already out of bed and getting ready

The International Arm Wrestling championships were starting in a couple minutes, and big Joe needed a pick me up, so he

They said it was the second coming. The clouds were blood red and raining bats.Tarantulas grew opposable thumbs, and began to giving incredible reviews to horrible movies.

Rudolph Hess was Hitler's secretary and stood by him during the lean years which meant that

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"I don't believe it" shrieked Martha. "After all the times you've told me you would never do that again. Perhaps now I can finally

Credible witnesses were hard to come by. Seeing a woman dressed like a male stuffed animal with all of the naturally occurring anatomy had become almost normal with the net, but a

My friends were all laughing away at their lockers and I asked what's so funny? They said my best friends girlfriend was a riot, I knew she was stealing my best friend so I decided

The bear came out at night, only

It was just one of those days where I knew I woke up on the side of the bed, but couldn't help myself when I felt the anger coming. Shrley was asking for it when she

I'm all alone....without a sweater...in the dark. in a room. in sesame street. the had kidnapped me and now i was being held hostage. who'd figure a childrens show would do this?!?

I was at the park when I saw a fly the size of an elephant, he looked at me and waved. He then seemed to fly off into the distance. I kept walking when I came across a big

The biggest fall-out from the Green's victory was the axing of Top Gear. It had increasingly become a guilty pleasure but when the end came, Jeremy, Richard and James

she made my evening alone at home more bearable. Just thinking, no fantasizing about her made my lonely life not so bad. I would lie in bed and think of..

It was cold. The type of cold that numbs your fingers and burns your lungs. But I continued to wander, enjoying the

Life is beautiful if you're beautiful, but if you're an ugly dwarf like me life can be very tough. so I decided to get tough too. I signed up for a course in martial arts. On the

I used to go running in the mornings before work, but ever since the accident, I haven't had time for much, other than

The man picked up his pickaxe, then brought it down, hard, into the block of stone containing pieces of coal. Again, and again, he swung, hoping that each swing would be the one.