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Sorry, but I can't stop twiddling my thumbs. I'm working out to drop weight classes in time for the thumb wrestling tournament at recess tomorrow. Next, I'll do Ring Pop sit-ups.
Finished
2018-12-16 10:33:19
Took
5 years, 304 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes, 49 seconds
24
Dr. Harry Haller found there were many benefits by being a lycanthropist in the year 2016 and started to list them while having beer and bratwurst. George the red wolf, his buddy.
Finished
2021-12-23 13:21:04
Took
5 years, 305 days, 4 hours, 1 minute, 39 seconds
22
I'm on a new diet. Yellows and oranges. Carrots, cheeses, crackers, oranges, bananas, squash, chicken, Cheetos, corn tortillas, Cheez-its. Pretty balanced actually. So far I've
Finished
2019-07-08 15:22:53
Took
5 years, 305 days, 20 hours, 41 minutes, 12 seconds
24
Canuck Carl was canoe sprinting when he rammed Synchro Sally while she was making her trademark whale breach maneuver. He made a lasting impression. Many years later at the Olympic
Finished
2018-06-10 02:23:44
Took
5 years, 305 days, 21 hours, 48 minutes, 4 seconds
41
Did you hear the one about the cross-eyed teacher? She couldn't control her pupils.
Finished
2018-09-04 20:10:49
Took
5 years, 306 days, 2 hours, 42 minutes, 44 seconds
34
The fog came in on little cat feet. The sleet of the night before had slipped away on its belly, leaving a wet trail behind it. The ocean murmured like a thousand muttering
Finished
2019-07-08 14:58:45
Took
5 years, 306 days, 16 hours, 5 minutes, 19 seconds
44
He lifted the rifle at the shooting gallery, aimed it at the carney for a joke. He pulled the trigger. The rifle kicked. Smoke from the barrel. Blood poured from the Carney's chest
Finished
2019-04-30 16:13:53
Took
5 years, 311 days, 43 minutes, 24 seconds
35
Why mercy me! Says right here I just won the $14 million dollar Nigerian lottery! Says it right here, see? Alls I gotta do it call this here number & give 'em my bank account num
Finished
2019-01-17 18:41:58
Took
5 years, 311 days, 18 hours, 45 minutes, 31 seconds
20
Stefoni, Christi and Carolyn had a technology presentation due on Monday. They were panicked! How could they get a 45 minute presentation put together in 3 days!?
Finished
2018-09-03 16:28:38
Took
5 years, 313 days, 15 hours, 59 minutes, 7 seconds
17
She'd been looking for this inscription for years. The oldest known recorded written words, hidden for centuries. But, when she finally wiped away the dust, the tablet simply read
Finished
2021-12-15 16:22:02
Took
5 years, 313 days, 23 hours, 32 minutes, 17 seconds
37
Queen Bellaflora swept her wand o’er the waterfall’s foam, making it pop like the snot-bubbles on your baby sister’s face.
Finished
2019-07-30 03:30:38
Took
5 years, 314 days, 12 hours, 27 minutes, 34 seconds
25
Soulreaver, Blade of the Necromancer, was on a card table for 5 bucks next to a stack of Reader's Digest and a Easy-Bake oven with the bulb missing.
Finished
2019-02-01 06:42:13
Took
5 years, 314 days, 20 hours, 47 minutes, 55 seconds
27
That old bag is made of cells. Cells are bags of liquid and proteinaceous glob. They contain organelles. Organelles are just smaller bags with more liquid and glob. Tea bag theory
Finished
2019-11-14 19:10:16
Took
5 years, 316 days, 39 minutes, 45 seconds
30
We decided to head to Ibiza and eat some pizza, but then I got distracted by the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell which changed my mind and made me begin to crave a Doritios
Finished
2019-01-31 12:48:02
Took
5 years, 317 days, 22 hours, 38 minutes, 41 seconds
36
On my 13th birthday, the day I became a man, uncle Shlomo's mullet ate Mrs. MacPherson's poodle Mitsy. I remember it vividly. It was preternaturally fast, devouring the unlucky
Finished
2019-01-31 10:52:26
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5 years, 318 days, 11 hours, 57 minutes, 32 seconds
56
"Stealing from children and murdering mimes, these are a few of my favorite crimes!" Julie Andrews was drunk again. She twirled into the groping mitts of the notorious producer,
Finished
2019-11-17 15:58:02
Took
5 years, 318 days, 13 hours, 11 minutes, 34 seconds
22
You know you're getting hotter and you know that your life is in danger with every second. What do you do? Run? Fight? Beg for forgiveness? Only you can change life's fate when
Finished
2019-03-02 22:28:19
Took
5 years, 319 days, 8 hours, 16 minutes, 47 seconds
27
He was alone on the Metro, and all he could think about was Midnight Meat Train. There were only two other people on the train, one a drunken girl in a mini-skirt, the other a
Finished
2019-01-08 11:16:33
Took
5 years, 319 days, 12 hours, 36 minutes, 5 seconds
29
What is it with you teenagers these days? Seriously.Life is really not as bad as you think.Don't listen to what the media tells you.The world is yours,Chicas, and everything in it.
Finished
2018-12-04 18:19:13
Took
5 years, 321 days, 9 minutes, 10 seconds
44
I woke up in a new pacer.I woke up in a new pacer.It has stylish upholstery but is not so racy.I cruise down town & purchased a bucket of KFC, with bacon dip sauce its really tasty
Finished
2021-10-07 16:39:37
Took
5 years, 321 days, 6 hours, 45 minutes, 38 seconds
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