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I'd heard about the lunar flare but didn't pay it any mind until my skin started peeling after a long walk through the humid night. I'd taken off my shirt and my back was now cover

After the success of his "A Slackers Guide to Life" and "A Slackers Guide to Work" he wondered who he was going to get to write "A Slackers Guide to Love".

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My cup failed me.

I woke up and stared at the clock. It was a lot later than usual. What had I been doing the night before? It felt like a small rodent had climbed into my mouth and died overnight.

It was a hole, but a holy hole. "Behold The Hole! The Holiest of Holes, this hole is so holy that only those with the purest of hearts can take a peek inside." Bob approached the

Cobra Commander found himself befriending a young boy. The boy was blind and didn't know who the Commander really was. In fact, he didn't need to wear his face shield around

I bored my friend explaining the power dynamics on a fishing video on YouTube. Not that he didn’t agree with me but because he just wanted to pick up pointers on catching fish.

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Bob's dreams hadn't panned out over the years. He hadn't saved the whales. He hadn't cured cancer. He hadn't circumnavigated Mars. But then he watched Randy Pausch's Last Lecture,

Joey got up and took care of his toilet duties them turned his socks and shorts inside out so he could wear them another day. His T shirt had to be changed the stains went through

And here comes president George Bushington now with his enormous

"What if I just wedge my hand right there, real tight." He asked. She said, "yeah that's good." His rock climbing instructore was extraordinarily ugly but

"Is that crocodile looking at me? I swear he just looked at me." I said as I nudged my friend next to me in the boat. "See, he just winked at me!" I said excitedly whilst pointing

It started with a look. Donny and Brooke never could manage to have a peaceful dinner in a fine restaurant. He tilted his fork one more degree. She fidgeted with the tablecloth. Th

"In March, there will be a hard frost, followed by plauges of frogs." Madame Zooza glanced between her crystal ball and the laptop. Writing for the Farmer's Almanac was hard work.

Galaxy 5QX was dying. Its suns were faded; its tiny beloved worlds were frozen and barren. 5QX exerted itself and its flickering stars sang the swan song that called the Recyclers

'Twas no more than a handful of beans off the pre-agreed upon cargo, but Balthazar was not a man to be hoodwinked in any capacity. Glen's blood was pooling outwards from where he

My kindergartener has an upcoming science fair and I can't decide whether she should dissect C. elegans embryos or develop a GIS-based habitat model for Sceloporus graciosus.