"How did I get here?" She asked herself as she took in the greenery around her. Above her was a sign: "You have one hour to get out of the maze. Don't touch the green walls."

After the couch lifted off the ground 6" and the china flew off the shelves and shattered, Megan read the label closely. There it was in tiny print: "May cause telekinesis."

Now that I had exhausted all 7.046692766 e+148 possibilities of keystroke combinations I had to get creative. I decided to give a monkey a rubber mallet, and this is what it wrote:

As I I lay in the grass with my feet up the air, I noticed that my blue suede shoes blended in with the night sky. I tapped my heels and spoke the ancient words.

The world is my oyster.

Hello my name is Emily. I like to go to

The gamer looked at her, and she expected him to say something romantic, but he said "Wanna play some gta5?"

"Isn't cavier, wine, and truffles; just fish eggs, spoiled grape juice and tree fungus?" she asked while dabbing her mouth.

Dear 49Faithful, Please forgive me! I messed up your brilliant story starter involving Big Bob, LaRonda, and Fred at The Spot!! Maybe you could repost it? SO sorry...

As an Antiques Roadshow appraiser, I can see from the human leather binding and musty odor you have a first edition of "The Necronomicon." Where did you find it?

Aaaaaaah! The delights of scab picking. It shouldn't feel so good to self mutilate surely it goes against the logic of allowing your body to heal but yet

Ever have one of them deja vú moments? Every morning when I wake up it's like that for me. I feel like I've been living the same day over and over for the last three months or so.

The new restaurant, simply titled "( )*( )", intrigued us, was the talk of the town. The name wasunpronounceable, the menu eclectic ("Curried walrus in balsamic reduction" was one

Life is like a box of chocolates. You will be radomly picked up by forces beyond your control at any moment and eaten. This is how I lived my life every day. I hate Mr. Gump.

I was about to vote for President, when I wondered if it even mattered. I decided it didn't matter who I voted for, I was doomed anyway. So I didn't vote, instead I bought me a

Sylvia had booked a walk in the Enclave and enjoyed the sights and smells of wild plants. But even here the flowers were pollinated by nanobots.

Eeeeee-oooooo-eeeeee-oooooo ---- Uuuuuughhhh (momentary silence) Tshhhh. Sigh...(birds singing) Ahhhh, sigh..........crrrrrrp-rrrrrrrriiip....CURRRRASSSHHHHHH!!!!!!! Oooohhh...

Milzy went home and started to play Dragon Age 2............... Two days later, she is still stuck on level one

"Do you like to dancy-dance? Yes, I wore my party-pants!" I woke with a start as "German-Sparkle Party" music replayed over and over in my head. I'm going to kill her for showing

Only a dork will use a spork. For me a simple fork will do. Hand me shrooms n Ill do them with you in an air balloon, uh, with the helium. Other emcees, man, i aint feelin em. Cuz