The gingerbread men sat on the plate wondering who would be next. Trevor's death had been particularly gruesome. Little nibbles to the hands and feet until all that was left was

Madonna had taken to wearing blue shawls and an angelic expression. She had reclaimed her virginity like the first Elizabeth. Suddenly chaste was in Vogue.

This is a distress call from spaceflight Yi-R-San. We've been hit by something. We need help, we're stuck ! Is anyone there? May-Day! If you're out there: we were hit by a giant

He pulled his iPhone from it's holder on the belt of his pants and looked at the number staring back at him. He'd done it again and he didn't know how he would explain it to her.

"Pickled onions are quite a tasty snack", said Darryl, finishing off a whole jar of his wife's home made fayre. "Slow down, Dar!" said Anita, shocked at her husband's gobbling.

She left me. Alone. Broken. I was paralyzed. Why? Why would she leave and take everything that mattered to me with her? Will she ever come back? I told my self she would but

As he  had done so many times before, perhaps 10 or 12 times now, the mastermind watched Alice rest peacefully in her hammock. He could count the mistakes he'd made on one hand and

Biden had been second fiddle long enough. The President wanted to play a little one on one? Then the VEEP was going to play by street rules. He was going swing his elbows

Beyond the ridge, a coyote cried - high pitched, sharp, distinct - and was answered from closer at hand. Soon there were three or four singing, a happy chorus

I was making hay and raising kane! At that point I didn't know weather to shit or go blind, so

There were half eaten boxes of cereal. A Manhattan skyline of the new generic organic cereals that'd cropped up since Trader Joe's. She never finished a box, just bought another

Deep within a vast mining region, an engineer James McPherson and a detective Nicole Iasant were called to investigate a total blackout communication in a mining city.

It seemed that the owners of the million and one Teriyaki places in the Seattle area had gathered together and cumulatively given up the fight against ignorant American assumptions

Kari loved cotton candy. She would frequent carnivals just to

The spider landed on the fat lump in the back of her neck. It sunk it's fangs into her flesh. The smell of porkchops wafted into the air and the spider

Nancy Reagan sat in her chair and had a damned cigarette. After all the work she'd done to help average idiots she had earned a smoke. She blew a smokering at the phot of Michelle

A woman who sleeps til half past two then wakes up tired? Whaddaya do? With a woman who sleeps like

she woke up and had no idea where she was. no memory of what has happened the nite before. It was just a blur. She found a key and someone else's wallet in her pocket...

I took my dog for a walk around the park while the boys played football.

"How am I going to explain how I got this much of that crap under my nails? What plausible explaination will they buy?" She knew better than to mess with it, but damn it is just so