Once upon a time a very independent woman decided that it was time to get to know a man to share her life with.

A man was stranded on an island. With nothing but matches and rope. Out of no where a bear appears. The man runs. The bear catches him. Natives to the island attack the bear.

The crystal clear blue sky shinned bright against the silver and gold sparkling Pacific Ocean water

The mousies get eaten by the fishies when the moon turns turquise, thus meaning the surfing Ferrari will go on display in 2017 at burping park.

Me and my best friend decided to do some shopping before our holiday.

Spandarg pulsed his lemons. He loved to pulse the lemons. Loved it like a man loves his ghost. He pulsed them until they could take no more, and then he

Here I am again following him on a sunday morning. As he goes down the street wind blows his long curly hair. He turns right on the White River Avenue and sees Bob, they enter....

"You want me to... what?!" "It'll be fine, Dave does it the whole time." "His crazy relatives die all the time?" "... you know, legal stuff." Great-aunt Galdys was "eccentric".

Was there a way out? The tunnel seemed to go on forever. The wolf sniffed anxiously at a pile of logs left abandoned on the tiled floor. It wanted

hi every one ! ONCE UPON A TIME.... There was a french boy named Liam who had 18 years old and he liked a lot travelling and practising sport.

My elderly mother was to be cared for by Nadine, the robot, for all needs. Chuck Berry played his song, "Nadine" as she walked in and introduced herself. Mum was suddenly awake.

for the stingee is severe. For at precisely 80.192836419421291 degrees a bee's stinger gets a POWER UP and upgrades to a spreader stinger, doing three times the normal damage.

"I have in my hand The Last Burrito." He paused for effect as he displayed it to the TEDx audience. "This, ladies and gentleman, is The Burrito of the Eschaton." They gasped and st

While most ghosts haunt the dark abysses of the night, mine was sipping chai at Starbucks.

I stepped across the threshold of the decrepit house and into the open air. A cold hand grasped my wrist, and I turned around to see a pale face. "Don't leave me..."

As I hopped across the creek, I noticed a strange metal hatch in the ground. I cautiously approached it, and

A frame is only as strong as its glass. Fribalt thought about this as she polished the painting, pressing just a little too hard. She caught her own reflection as it

You shuddered at Goom in the past. But now GOOGAM son of GOOM will thrill you as never before!

She had been 30 minutes late getting to school. She didn’t know what excuse she was going to use. She walked saw her teacher and said,

I attacked and ripped open the poor thing. I stabbed it again and again. I was hungry and this was the law of the jungle. I bit into its soft pink flesh. Watermelon tasted good.