Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding water on purpose. But Laurel's dead, soulless eyes, the eyes of a killer, meant he couldn't hurt him directly. Oh god, did he know?

That drunk Hrodgar & his troop are at it again. Listen to 'em.Completely off key. How's a troll to get any rest? I've had it.Gonna bash some heads up at mead Hall. Where's me club?

The man with a machine heart whispered to his armless companion in binary: 100111010010110

Ted Merely is a native Utahn who could pack a lot in 30 minutes

The man who read these enchanted words decided to add to them. The words he added were almost as enchanted as these. But he decided that he would include the word 'Clock' once.

Ralph's parents watched their 20 year old son play with building blocks. Earlier he explained he was making a castle. Ralph's parents thought their son was a loser.

Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

It was one of those weeks when my arm had looked like it had been put in a food blender. As I was getting changed for P.E one of the mean slutty girls noticed my acts of self harm.

Lentils, the limitless legume

In the world of Esperanna there lay a small boy, pocket knife in hand, staring up at the clouds. As he grabbed his glider he noticed

Looking around all he saw were turkeys. Six-foot tall, wild turkeys. He'd been cornered. Now, all he could do was

In West Philidelphia, born and rasied, on the playground is where i spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, playin some B-Ball outside of school when

This planet was one of the relocation centers the "All-inclusive Society" sent its Mordian "friends." If we were friends why were we stuck on this planet? I hate it here because

Monkeys like butter and banana flavored jelly beans, its hard sometimes to grab these delicacies from small children who

Polatitions are rubbish because....

"And you will bow down to me and you will rejoice in my teaching." The man opened his eyes and looked up. He was certainly mad, or so I imagined. His crooked smile, his silly hat,

"What the Hell is in an Ornage Julius, anyway?" The customer was clealry a torublemaker, so Inez threw him her most savage look. "You want one, or not?" She began tapping her foot.

It was among the grisly discoveries as a group of men folk on horseback tried to solve what appears to be an Indian massacre of a farm homestead.

It was a stoke of luck that the pirates left me on this planet in this area. Little did they know that this had been my "Fortress of Solitude" as I roamed the Universe in search

For the past month, Billy has had it with boring days. Everyday he would do the same thing all the time. Once Billy got home he turned on the T.V. and a man on screen said to him