Talk about a bus load of trouble. This animal strolls up, enters and sits down with all the other passengers like it's a

Moving to the suburbs didn't work out as well as they had planned. The dog walking mafia had their sights set on

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I once bought a Wendy's Kids Meal. The toy that came with it was a mini plastic model of a McDonald's Happy Meal. The toy that came with the mini McDonald's Happy Meal was

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Did she like to gamble? Man, that Melanie could get a craps game going in a nunnery. She went to Vegas once

He'd implanted the remote control transmitter to the Mallard's cortex. He pushed forward on his remote and the duck moved forward. It squawked angrily at him but he was master

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Nancy Reagan sat in her chair and had a damned cigarette. After all the work she'd done to help average idiots she had earned a smoke. She blew a smokering at the phot of Michelle

We dove off the coast of Šventoji. The nets had pulled up small chunks of amber. Sonar indicated a dome shaped structure. The Princess Jūratės palace of amber was within my grasp!

The spider landed on the fat lump in the back of her neck. It sunk it's fangs into her flesh. The smell of porkchops wafted into the air and the spider

I woke up in the morning and I walked out the house I was at my bus stop when I realized

After years of prolonged, tense masturbation, I realize now that I am in love with the internet. The whole internet. I accepted all of it, for better or worse. She...yes, she

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Dinosaurs were the biggest lie. He had worked his way to the top of the Smithsonian and knew that it was a shill for the CIA. So what, he finally had his black woman and so