Trampoline boots! Everybody! Trampoline boots! You know you want them! Trampoline Boots! All the cool kids got 'em! Tramp- Tramp- Tramp- TRAMPOLINE BOOTS!

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She made her excuses and left me 2 sleeping pills along with gaps around the house and in my heart. Now half broken and half hopeful of new new lover, careful I don't add to the

By 2250, society stratified into social engineers, consumers, and drones. The drones cleaned toxic sites, kept the robots in order, and were corpsicles for interstellar shipping.

His voyeuristic adventure began with remote-controlled minhelicopters with built-in camera but really took off when he sent a minisub through the plumping of the Apartment complex.

"Are you SURE this is safe?" she asked. I replied coolly, "Babe, sometimes I'm right, sometimes I'm wrong. But this time I'm right." Thus begins the story of a time I was wrong.

Acting out in real life a childrens fairytail isn't something I usually do. It was just a bit of fun, honest, but it turned into one of the most scary things I've ever done. It

Smurfette was sick and tired of

Unlike you...I have a job and things going for me. I will never ruin it over dumb ass pill head HOES like yourself

Your name is Gordan Freeman, you work in a top secret government facility in the middle of the desert. You Your job is to insert yellow crystals into the

when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..

I'm allergic to walnuts, wheat gluten, cats, poinsettias, postage stamp adhesive, every ingredient in beer except water, Depend® undergarments, dust mite turds, wookie fur,

Christmas shopping ideas for my spouse: undersized green bikini briefs with a red bow around my 'package'? Surprise minivaction to local hotel with wellness pampering for two?

Jim had a fish. He named it Bob. He was small. He was a goldfish. He got it for his birthday. Which is what he wanted. He was happy. He asked his mom. How she knew

Jam was heaven. The very gateway into a wonderful world. Jam led me away from my troubles... Was it jam? I do not know. All I knew is that I was here. Happy. Away. From

I woke up in a different world. I recognized everyone but it wasn't my house. It was different, everyone acted different, what was happening?

On St. Patrick's Day, I dressed like Lucky's kid and sprouted a red beard. In front of the Aragon Ballroom, there was a cow on parade who stopped to say hello. My red Airwalk

Kaleidoscopic Sniveling Donkey woke up in the sweat lodge with a couple of hangovers and the Sun knocking on his clenched eyes. He sent the lightnings from his anguish to fry them.

"1825 -- the year of the first steam locomotive. 1925 -- er, the year before pulp science fiction magazines hit the stands. And now, in the year 2025, we are proud to present: