My name does not matter. I am telling you this because it's not important to know who told you first. The only thing that matters is what I say to you next. There are things

Mothra circled the night sky looking for Fantômas. He could be anyone, perhaps even herself. She maintained her vigil, setting aside her enjoyment of the city lights. Mothra had a

Muddymuddskipper, adjusted his visor & flicked his cigar. Capt. Seacucumberland responded to this signal by upping the ante. Barry Cuda looked nervously at his fin, a pair of Sting

Brad loved Hallowe'en now even more than he did as a kid. But somehow the bloody hand prints on the house and the big black pentagram and candles in the driveway disturbed his n

My favorite pass-time as Management Coordinator was to pair up two pain-in-the-butt Techs with each other on an impossible task with urgent deadline. I'd give clients their cell #

The marzipan animals on the young boy's birthday cake came to life that night.

So the undertaker was tired. So tired that he was going a bid flaky. He started feigning accents, even with his friends. M'lady need anythin?

"Stop the whirliness!"

Taking off his thick librarian glasses, loosening the top few buttons of his shirt, and spinning in a circle a la Lynda Carter, John was amazed to find that he was indeed able to

He washed ashore, sputtering and shivering in the cold. For as far as he could see, nothing was on the beach save some stray seaweed and the occasional crab. Suddenly he spotted

In the beginning, there were 1,800 potential characters. Then just like that, there were 1,620.

She looked at him sleeping soundly and then carefully placed a peppercorn under each of his eyelids before leaving the apartment. She thought, "It's my quaint little way of saying

Being an OB-GYN provides many interesting opportunities most people could not ever imagine. For example, just the other day, one of my patients named her baby "Placenta." No lie.

Harrison Chalmers, heir to the vast noodle empire, vanished at sea in the winter of 1841. Some say he fell overboard; maybe he was pushed. The Flying Spaghetti Monster was yet un

And so this is Christmas, and what have you done? Another year over, and a new one just begun

In his youth, Chuck said "an hr ironing is a wasted hr", a life long bachelor, he discovered the Zen of Ironing in old age. "No 2 folds are alike. The Hindu Kush in my monday shirt

Have your heard of Mr. Tomato? He's a shiny samba loving fruity fellow. He was initially green with envy at Mr. Potato Heads greater fame, but he's ripened with age and has his own

When the Highland Games were over and the scorched earth of Toronto settled, the PM crawled out form his hidey-hole and yelled

There are few ways to leave your mark long after you are dead. You can be a conqueror, a great philosopher, or you can write something for posterity. With these few words, I leave

The beach was crowded with Australians having their Xmas BBQ when Santa jumped out of the hovering helicopter with his bag of gifts, red shorts, sunglasses and towel to join in