Chris was as big as the side of a house. At birth, he was

"Supreme Being" read the black T-shirt stretched over his belly. He wore thick-rimmed black glasses and gesticulated wildly with a piece of overcooked steak on the end of his fork

Once upon a time

I should've realized something was up when they asked me to sign the contract in blood.

People say I'm weird but I love to eat all the chocolate off a Three Musketeers. With melted chocolate all over my fingers I....

I just bought my first gun! I couldn't wait to show my family. I was so excited! I jumped out of my car and ran toward my house with my new gun raised up above my head.

When I got to the ranch, I found the youngest four children were keeping it running. The absence of their mother & 2 eldest sisters & an army in the forest told it's own story.

DEAD END read the rotted wooden sign at the end of the track. With the mist closing in, Henry knew that his path had doomed him. Night would come soon, and with barely any fuel in

Yesterday Tom graduated from the city's grueling 13 week Street Sweeper boot camp. In a couple of hours he will carry his new broom & dustpan to take his place on the frontlines.

The Prince, my son, is dead. More importantly, the Queen's son is dead. I have never seen her like this. My son, the Prince, George Armstrong Custer, will live again even if Time

DEAR READER. THIS ENTIRE STORY IS IN CAPS. IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO LARGE LETTERS, PLEASE ADOPT FOETAL POSITION AND CRY IN A CORNER. MY STORY BEGAN IN VIETNAM,

It was bad timing of Holmes to experiment with designer drug Titters, inducer of laughing fits, just when Lady Boogers came to consult over the vanishing of her husband, Sir Olive.

One day while doing their tax returns, Betty Bounteous said, "Arbo the Starmage is your one true love, isn't he?" Hrengor the Beholder tried to explain. "Betty-B, Arbo is just a ch

I wish I had magic pants.

"What's your problem?" He snapped when we entered the house. "You ruined the night just because you wanted to be a brat!" He treated me like a child, when I was a fully capable 80

The drums took over the moment. We all looked to the sky where we watched Melancholy Man fly away with Little Nell on her swan behind him. The birds all seemed to coo on cue & Blue

It was 3 am in the morning, i woke up and i was hungy. I went to kitchen and just when i was about to make a sandwich, i heard a knock on my doar.

"This bench is dedicated to Theodore Ipswitch who hated this park and everyone in it."

The dawn was a splatter of black, grey, blue, red, and orange...but it only stayed that way for about five minutes, when the palette of color suddenly turned bright yellow.

I was so far away from home, and it had been getting dark. I paused to take a moment to see where I was, and that's when I felt it. The warm clammy hand wrapped around me, covering