My left leg is larger than my right leg, and the left side of my face protrudes about half an inch further than the right side, which seems to sag a little. I'm an asymmetrical

The world was stunned to learn that, contrary to conventional wisdom, the majority of vegetables were sentient, intelligent creatures, and that, in fact, vegetarians were

Dear FS Family: We've been duped! I found out that SlimWhitman is neither slim, nor Swiss. He's not the shadowy manatee-loving fellow we all thought. His real name is Mario & lives

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Just as Alexander the Macedone wept salt tears when he had no more worlds to conquer, so Lex McBride lifted his bloodied face to the Vegas crowd and swore to quit boxing forever.

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If recent history is a decent indicator, my day will probably go something like this: Wake up to kids fighting. Yell at them until they eat their cereal. Drive older boy to school,

"HA!" Jen started to laugh hysterically as Connor rolled his eyes. "Even though it was my first time doesn't mean you have to give me crap about it."

I pulled the plug, but the light bulb didn't blink. The entire house was lit up and buzzing. I flailed down the hall to the breaker and pulled them all, without effect. The doors

David and Vic were farmers with adjoining property. They had been fighting for several years about water rights. Vic passed David while driving his truck and became angry when

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The light of the moon cast blue lines through the blinds onto his face. Staying asleep was no problem, but his dreamself stepped into the light and blazed with lunar energy coldly

The hamster waited for him to go to sleep. He pushed back the bank of cedar chips. There was the hole. He squeezed through it. Climbed up on his bed. Crept onto his chest, neck and

The fat marker bulged in his pocket. He looked around and entered the bathroom undetected. Her number was crumpled in his pocket and his hand shook as he removed it. He scrawled

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"My love for you is unending," she cried, as he gulped the last bit of his beer. "Chandra," he stated flatly, "Writing my name in bathroom stalls does not mean you love me."

Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince who was looking for a princess to marry. He met with many,

I'd never heard anything like it. Like an animal making animal noises. What language could it have been? She looked eastern european, smelled mexican but tasted