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Ever have one of those moments when you just go "Fuck life" that you're more naive than you are, or to be swallowed up by the floor? Once upon a time Joe was having this same probl

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"The gate is closing!" screams the henchman, kicking his legs giddily as he waves his arms in a triumphant stance. He is probably even more excited than the actual participants.

The tinkle of the shop bell, the kindly shop keeper, the open barrels of meat, I remember the old gizzard store like it was yesterday.

Damn!

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Daddy, dere's a monster under my bed." "How many times have I told you there's no such..." "But he's dere Daddy, look!" "Alright...That's no monster its an Aligator, G'nite son."

Horuss awoke from his deep slumber not too long ago. It was safe to say he had been awake nearly all night. But he didn't mind. Not with Rufioh and Damara sleeping beside him.

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I was walking around in the city of Brazil when I stopped to go on a tour in the Amazon that my friend had told me about. The tour guide had asked me questions for no reason.

Nothing ruins your enjoyment of a video game like a boss monster leaping through the TV screen and into your room. I realized, right then, that buying from that mysterious game sho