Bored of Tumblr, Chad logged off his computer. "What now?"

Kayla stared up at the sky, laying on the roof of her farmhouse. Hundreds of thoughts swarmed her head, such as "Why is that one star huge and green?"

"You talking to me?" The thug angrily asked, as he eyed me down. "Yeah, what are you gonna do about?" I replied

"Eli, take cover!",as soon as Jun warned him Eli ducked from the water bomb which was thrown by Lode. "You could have hurt me with that!"shouted Eli.

It was everywhere. "It was in my raccoon wounds." Almost 24 hours later I was still blowing black acrylic ink out of my nose. The scene had been movie quality--epic really...

As wind howled and the rain beat down outside the window, I began to plan the evil deed.

"A dog is a man's best friend!" I protested. But the giant man-eating dog of hell was undetterred. It barred his teeth and

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There was a distinct tingle in the air. He stepped out of the shadows, knowing that he'd be giving away his position, but he was done with the cat and mouse game. He stooped and

He knew he shouldn't have gone there. He knew it was against the rules. But he couldn't help it. Not one bit. He had to see. He had to know. It wasn't as if he couldn't back out at

It was the summer of July, 1986. That's where it all began.

The pirate ship came sailing towards them, tall and menacing. It didn’t need to turn broadside for them all to know that it’s guns were out and primed; and that there were a lot

The tree hummed and I listened to the soft melodic notes falling from the brown crusted branches. Each leaf made a note as it hit the ground and I wanted to show everyone.

List of future inventions: 1. A strap-on flashlight. 2. Toilet seat recliner. 3. Fruit with genetically engineered barcodes. 4. Spam-baby. 5. Goldfish hamster ball.

No-one can understand my situation. No-one can help. No-one can break through the walls of darkness. Right, now that's out of the way, down to business. There has been a breach in

I started to poop, the sloppy mass falling out of my anus into the bowl, I say a child run up to me. "gotacha" he screamed chasing me but he didn't want me he wanted my pooped,

It was a wondrous day. The sun was shining, the birds were cawing , there was a gull picking at crab legs washed up on the shore.

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I couldn't help but to feel stupid. I had been reading the username as "Slim White Man" for over five years. I nearly broke by keyboard on my head as I slammed it onto the desk.

He held the knife tightly in his head. He could make use for this, if his heart desired.