"Look, I'm sorry, I just really like swords!" I stammered. "You killed 19 people!" My friend, Frank, bellowed. I couldn't help it. They were in the wrong place at the wrong time.

It wasn't my intention to break my leg on my wedding day. It was just convenient that it happened when I decided I no longer wanted to marry her.

"Feather me this, feather me that. The feather weaver has got your back," the madman chuckled, his arms frollicking and his eyebrows dancing. There were feathers... everywhere.

His mind was wandering as their footsteps echoed on the metal catwalks.

"Are you sure this isn't explosive?" Rick asked. "I never said it wasn't," Alice stated coldly, standing at a safe distance from the

This summer I

Every night the brain eating clown would visit. You see he has been hiding in my closet and

After several more weekend visits with Nanna, it was clear to Kate that something was wrong with her. She went to her mum and said, "Nanna keeps repeating herself; she can't seem

Strangers. Friends. Best friends. Lovers. Strangers.

Who thought an eyeball could be so deadly?

The teacher rocketed into the room. She was screaming and saliva squirted out of her mouth and hit me on the face. It was disgusting. I don't care who she thinks she is - that was

For what seemed like an eternity, smashysmashy looked for three long minutes, trying to find his folding story page in the jumbled mess of tabs.

"Take off that bee costume while we are outside, that dang roundup might get you!" Buzz was not amused by this left handed back rub. Buzz saw his chance and took it; releasing his

If there is no school tomorrow

The sky was perfectly clear as Fred walked down the sidewalk. His short, brown hair was perfect. Suddenly, he saw a stray dog.

I laughed maniacally. He had no idea that he was dealing with a keyboard warrior. Swiftly, I corrected his spelling and grammar, and proceeded to laugh at his poor excuse of a cuss

Doctor Joe discovered a new element with atomic number 753. It was somehow stable and non-radioactive. It also had.incredible properties which enabled

Did you come alone? Do you have the bag? Where you being followed? What day is it? Did I take my meds?

He pointed at the picture."This is Nemo.He's a fish.You are going to find him."Fifty heavily armed grunts in bathing suits starred at the admiral."NOW!",he shouted.They shot up

One day, I was laid on the towel when I was pulled into the swimming pool by someone. Inside the pool, the water was drunk by me but suddenly I was caught by the lifeguard.