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His bite was mighty and he kept his ship a-tidy. Dan Betward- lobster Fisherman extraordinaire, well, there was undoubtedly no doubting the man's flair to snare a good crustacean.

Finally the Mediation Borg returned with the Inflation Board. It was smirking. Even though they had no emotions, they were programmed with a bouquet of irritating gestures to

I was reading my Phucket Ladybull Review out on the garden porch enjoying the murmur of the evenings light rain when i started to hear a puttering car engine coming from across the

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This was the call that I'd been dreading. I didn't want to speak to that impudent pig anymore, but he just won't leave me alone. I can ignore the phone or even unplug it but

Fear did not keep her from opening the door although she was afraid. The brass knob was too hot to grasp her gown too thin to be of use as a protective mit. Sick wet sounds issued

Beside a dusty, smeared window sat a young man. He sat with his arms crossed, his left ankle resting on his right knee. Something streaking across the night sky caught his eye. It

Captain Jack Sparrow said, "My name is Jack and I'm an alcoholic."

My Dr. is a moron. A real dolt. I'm 5-11, 260 and he prescribes me fat pills. Literally the oil from a fish with some kinda lambda 7s or some such bullroar. I laughed in his face

I have never been as offended as the day I discovered that I lost followers on folding story. My self esteem was crushed more than the time I received the least amount of likes.

She rose from the sand and walked towards the Atlantic Ocean while the man with olive skin watched her.Her rosy skin and his dark hue created a beatiful contrast.She looked back at

He was stuck like a truck in the muck, perhaps he would free with a fart? The fart came and it went, but no he was not sent, the toot just had no heart. Now we must

Within the depths of the ocean on the sea board floor is where it sat. Guarded by skeletons once riddled with scabies and Black Plague, it is said to be the

I immediately felt sick. I wished I hadn't eaten the green banana from the toilet. I lost consciousness just as the folding story rehab staff burst in with handcuffs.

It just shows how far you can go if you pursue a dream. Billy Bob wanted his trailer to be in orbit. He'd made all the preparations. His customized Airsteam Bambi

The pomegranate seeds that Hades fed Persephone were heavy like lead. They stuck into her throat and she felt them grating slightly every time she swallowed.

Question: Do the perpetrators of the Gurtvin Invasion hail from Gurt, Gurtv, Gurtvin, or some other assemblage of vowels and consonants? The answer

Upon concluding business, Jim went to shake hands. His partner recoiled. "Sorry, I have a thing." And by thing, he meant tactile confusion. Hand sensations misfired to his genitals

Once upon a time there was a story which wasn't folded...