So this "Saltine eating challenge" was all new to me. Saltines are smallish & not that intimidating, that is until there are 5 in your mouth & ur not allowed to drink anything. So

Here's the thing, it's not you. It's me. We both know we've been growing apart for a while now. I think maybe we're just better when we're apart. Oh, the money

Every girl loves a bad boy. Until they realise they're cereal killers. I hugged my cornflakes to my chest with the protective instinct of a mother eagle. 'He hates cornflakes' I

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It was cold. Too cold. The razor winds slashed at skin, my arms and lips freezing and chapped,as I tried to find something flamable. If I was to survive, I would need fire and

"Now, what color?" The cat nodded to the left, meaning red. He flipped the card over, Queen of hearts. She got it right 99% of the time, but how to smuggle her to a roulette table?

Old Master told him, "So many come to lose their thrashing inner conceptions, to relax into the All or some such crap, but you, Luke Renard, you should flourish however." Luke felt

Heelda heepo

He sat on the toilet and touched his balls. Felt good. It was bedtime anyway, so he started rubbing. And then the most disturbing thought occurred to him,

Russian bouncing slugs are fascinating creatures. They are the only known creatures able to incapacitate their prey by making them laugh too hard. Once a victim is

She was Catholic but she was totally Jewish in spirit. She'd even

As I sat in the comfortable recliner in the shrink's office, I couldn't get the damn song out of my head. 'They're coming to take me away hahahihihoho to the funny farm..' It had

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Once upon a time there was a young girl who lived with her pet turtle. She loved her pet turtle more than anything else in the world. She was lucky because her pet turtle could

I do not know how the studio expected to make money from a film that insults the only audience that will be drawn to watch it.

The next time Smiley Gyrus appeared on TV, Dad shot the television, just as he said he would. "I will not have that smut broadcast into our home. Son, your internet is conditional:

I looked up into the steely eyes of Dr. Hamm. "We're going to put you under now," he said softly. "Count backwards from 10...9...8...7.." When I opened my eyes again, I was shocked

Meredith spit out her gum and reapplied her lip gloss. She leaned back in her office chair, peeking around the wall of her cubicle. Julia was leaning over the copier, furiously

The sieve-like defenses of my pillow fort were no match for my little sister's hockey stick. "Retreat!" I said, grabbing my plastic lightsaber and escaping out the back. My Teddy