Wilbur the Quantum Cat was at last adopted by a loving family in Des Moines who didn't mind his magnetic field line hairballs and the strange quark droppings he left in the litter

He walked up the stairs and there it was

One day in Costco, the shade of Constance Garnett broached the subject of Matthew Dostoevsky's choice of breakfast nourishment. "Uncle," she began, "there are oranges in aisle 14 a

"Mr. Lee. Just give me a chance. It's gonna be great. Trust me. Are you ready? Drum roll please. Hehe. Ahem. Ta da! The Barometer! He sings Barry Mannilow songs & makes his opponen

"She's fresh with something." Said, Earl. He gave me that Earl wink. That was fine, but it sent a shiver down my spine because he was holding an ulcerated utter when he said it.

I'm so tired, I have to use toothpicks to prop my eyelids open. It hurts a little. but at least they are keeping me awake.

Nigel was so gleeful that the business man had asked him about the power outlet he was sitting next to.

There were three mottos to live your life by in those times:

How we have heard of the might of the kings! We have heard of those princes' heroic campaigns. There was Shield Sheafson, scourge of many tribes, a wrecker of mead benches, rampagi

There was a audible click & then the mallet rattled between the bells. A veiny hand slapped the alarm clock off in midring. Doris Smuntling rolled back the blanket fully dressed

What of the toad?

"You know when you like do that thing where you like say that thing that's like-- You know like... You know?"

modos en que construimos conocimiento

Μια φορά και έναν καιρό ήταν μια κοπέλα με πράσινα παπούτσια και φανταχτερά μαλλιά. Ζούσε σε ένα κόκκινο σπίτι μαζί με την οικογένειά της: τη μαμά της, τον μπαμπά της και τα μικρά

I'm allergic to walnuts, wheat gluten, cats, poinsettias, postage stamp adhesive, every ingredient in beer except water, Depend® undergarments, dust mite turds, wookie fur,

"Go home, drunk. You're Lary," Lary screamed. He mounted the bar and began dancing the tango with his beer stein. He left that night with a few head injuries and a pile of reckless

That night was one I would remember forever. She looked so innocent yet creepy at the same time with her pale skin and bloodshot eyes. This was the first time I'd seen a ghost.

The term "sacrum" (i.e. "holy") in connection with cupcakes has led to a proliferation of evangelical bakery items. These items include

Cull me, Ishmael.

The creatures in the deep blue sea are fascinating! Sharks have big sharp teeth, they use them to catch their prey