Ishida expressed his regret at not being able to stay, but he had urgent business at Fushimi castle. He ordered the guards to water the bamboo regulary until Sago was impaled, but

He also flushed the the dismembered parts of his victims down the toilet.

Ken's eyes widened in horror. "Oh god, I just ruined that fold!"

So today was the worst day of my life. I was already late to my first class on the first day of school. I couldn't believe what I was greeted to when I entered the classroom.

The title of my story is 'What I Did in the Holidays'. Nothing.

The terrorists who kidnapped Mayor McCheese say they'll release his nuclear launch codes if we do not release all political prisoners, including the Hamburglar, by a deadline of

As I looked over the unruly mob in front of me calling for my decapitation, I reflected on the last hour that had brought me here. I would have never thought that Clarence had it

I really don't have a better story than the time that girl with cerebral palsy wandered into my bar on clown night, and those drunken lunatics took her into the parking lot and

I rate myself a 10 out of 10 at

They say home is where the heart is. I keep mine under the floorboards. Late at night, I can still hear it beating...

"Ain't never told this story before," Bobert whispered from his rocking chair. "You'll see why. Years ago, my wife Greta told me a secret 'fore she left me. She said, Bob, I'm

"Yes, I repeat again, they are pretty much imaginary friends for adults." Mr.Green's eyes widened. "Aren't you afraid you'll offend someone, Dr.Klepto?!" The Doctor turned

The disturbing truth is not that we discovered wormholes in the fabric of spacetime, it's that they're created by a worm. It's segments span the universe and its eating

"It looks very much like a species of desert rat, Pareidolia phantosia, sighted near an oasis in the mid Sahara. We've discovered mars rocks in the same area" said cryptobiologist,

There was no way (NO WAY) I could walk away from the table down this big. I simply had to keep playing, any other option was unacceptable. Where was my cocktail?! The heat from the

Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

"You got a fast car. I want a ticket to anywhere. Maybe we make a deal?" the scruffy hobo rasped as he leaned against my Lamborghini. "YOLO," I replied. "Get in & hold on."

After finishing the eye bags & flappy folds under his chin & age spots, the transformation was complete. He put on the sweat pants & white Keds & pushed the walker to the door.

Rrrrrrrungungungungungunngunnnnnn.... I looked over at him in the next lane. RrrrrRRRRRRUNNNNNNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNGUNnnnnnnnn. He stared back at me. The light turned green.

Josiah Cranshaw's storied life did not include him withering. So now he had some things to say before he started blithering: