Do you believe? Do you really believe? How do you know you're not fooling yourself? Pretending, year after confusing year, that

"Listen baby, you got the part!" I hung up the phone stunned. Me, I was picked out of the thousand Ant-Eater trainer's for an off-boadway production! Why? Was it my albino skin?

It was the last night of The Silver Gulch Casino. Peter DeMarco crooned the old standards in the smoke-filled lounge. Only five people looked up from their shrimp cocktails. "Hey."

But he'd lied. He didn't have Parkinson's disease he

Lady Gaga strode down the red carpet in a dress made entirely of live babies clinging to her pale, nude body. Little did she know.

It came to him when he was trussed up in a mailbag in the back of a van apparently leaving the city limits. It must have been his hairstylist. She was the only one he'd told

I was idly staring into space while hacking into my own wrists with the sharp silver blade. The blood ran down my arms and dripped on the floor, as I continued to slash to the beat

If you fold this story, can I fold yours?

If I ran my high school I'd...

List of future inventions: 1. A strap-on flashlight. 2. Toilet seat recliner. 3. Fruit with genetically engineered barcodes. 4. Spam-baby. 5. Goldfish hamster ball.

If I'm honest with myself, I really don't know what I was expecting. All I knew was that I couldn't keep the lab afloat without a major influx of cash. So I applied the balm & wait

Usually it's in my nature to show self restraint, but as I looked down at the mangled remains of the homeless man, I had to laugh. "I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

The French have no idea of how to design anything practical. The hydraulic suspension on my Citroën was leaking again but I loved the car. I called it the Hatchback of Notre Dame

"Ich bin ein Berliner" translates to "I am a donut.", but most who entered the modest donut shop on Meinigerstrasse associated the name with loftier things. The Baker Manfried's

The drought was one for the ages, a threat to the five clans of Rukha. They each sent a matriarch to the Meeting of Trunks. Urhuum made a sign with her scratch stick in the clay,

I thought I could forget my boyfriend's betrayal, but I can't. Revenge obsesses my mind, but I could never attain it. He has everything he could want. All I have is suicide.

A cold wet wind blew in my face as I walked along the beach. I heard the cracking of drift wood behind me as the moon lit my pathway. The hair on my neck tingled and

Once upon a time a tiny mouse who lived in a Turkish steelworker's flat in a dingy suburb of Istanbul, decided to leave home. He packed a tiny trunk with peanut butter and caught

I ordered a lobster soufflé. It was the Pompidou Center of soufflé's, served with a lobster cracker. Such a carapacious soufflé. Francois would receive a bad food review I decided

Do you believe in love he asked me? What if it was at first sight? Could you have the belief that this very night i fell in love with you and your beautiful soul?