When you get shot, you don't immediately think that she won't love you because your joints won't work the same anymore. That comes to you later, when it's quiet during recovery.

It was Paris in the the Spring, or so we pretended on the FSS Mandible in that deep space reminiscent of pesticide. Buddy kept going on about one one colon one one, until he thrash

La paloma de la broma se encuentra en Sonoma.

Arduin's head was a blizzard. The world was Music, he knew of Magic, but even on the weekend nothing came out of his hands. He felt like a turbulent mannequin in a mental cage of h

“You’re listening to WWJD 106.3 FM “The Moose”. For tonight’s Local Produce segment, we’re pleased to have Maine’s own rock keyboardist prodigy, Juan Charles. How do you do, Juan?”

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She'd married a cheater. Couldn't keep it in his pants. She was passed taking it personally. She knew he loved her. She just had never told him about the sex change operation.

It was a sunny Sunday morning and I was so excited to spend the day laying out on the beach. All of a sudden it started raining skittles and my dad was made that much better.

if you lay 30 short children end to end they are the same length as a middling size whale. It's also the length of 3 London buses. If you want me to tell you anything else about

The table read was supposed to be fun. It was Chip's new screen play. He'd ordered pizza for the group. That's when he noticed Gallagher at the table. What the hell was he doing

I wanna live with a Cinnamon Girl.

Kenny's deep, dark secret was that he liked to write fanfiction.

She laid on the ground. Sick. Decapitation. Her head faced east. Her neck bloody and ragged. And in the pool of glistening blood was a slice of apple pie. I lit a smoke to think.

"Don't leave me in Hell without you," whispered Hades to Persephone. "I want to see the sun," she said. The torches of blue gentians flared blue in the darkness.

Daddy, dere's a monster under my bed." "How many times have I told you there's no such..." "But he's dere Daddy, look!" "Alright...That's no monster its an Aligator, G'nite son."

It was a good day for Sarah JP Dark when she found the stash of estrogen. She took one of the syringes and pushed it in her thigh. She could almost feel them growing in her

Have your heard of Mr. Tomato? He's a shiny samba loving fruity fellow. He was initially green with envy at Mr. Potato Heads greater fame, but he's ripened with age and has his own

I thought our love would last forever...Instead I got what felt like the reality check of the century

Valery Nesvizhevsky & Sue Hendrickson met in a bar in Tokyo while attending a Templeton Foundation colloquium on time travel. "How about a quantum portal to the Jurrasic?" Val jest

"Don't tell me to shut the fuck up, you filthy dirty hippie! I'm goddamn Bill O'Reilly, so piss off and go get trippy!" Well, how was I supposed to react to such abuse? I had to