There were bite marks in the cheese. It was 4.45am and icy cold. Also, 3 hardboiled eggs were missing, presumed eaten and a hole'd been taken out of the cooking brandy. Mariella

Churning out worries like butter. Makes the batter tastes strange.

"A dastardly plan you say?" mused Vernon-droid "yes indeed" squeaked Vinny-droid Adam's face was inches away from the tiny TV screen as Droids his favourite show drew to a close.

This fold contains something steamy & sensual. As you read it your face starts to get hot & turn red from all the R-rated material. How could you think of folding this!

If only I could die. If only I could descend into the emptiness of nothing. Then I wouldn't have to listen to my boss talk about the 3 hour procedure of draining his butt pimple.

My dear Matilda, I write this romantic suicide note with the most melancholic of intentions. I gingerly clutch this quill when I could use my Ipad. But my love is too wide and

I sat here, staring at the screen, wonder...why?...Why are there so many website links being posted?

I was driving through a stretch of desert west of Flagstaff when I heard Dr. Margulis on a radio talkshow discussing the Gaia Hypothesis. "We're entering menopause. Expect hotflash

"Do you love me like, oh, the mighty ocean crashing on the shore or something?" "Yah, I guess so." The romance was finished! Scott Tuba knew in his bones it was a bestseller-to-be

I work out a lot but I do not like it. Ya know that guy that you see at the gym and you say, "Wow! that guy is HUGE!" Well, that is not me, I don't even like that guy. I do like w

Soccer is a beautiful game. There is the thrill of the play as it lasts for 90 minutes. They push onward in search of that vital goal which will bring their team to victory.

"Reading Greek myths again?" Jon said. "Umm, no." "Then why are the dogs dressed as Leda and the Swan?" A small mutt trotted past like Bjork in a wonky swan costume.

I suffer from foldingstory Déjà-vu. You may think I mean when I add to a story, I have the feeling that I have seen this line somewhere before, but its much more disturbing than

The green fedora hat was well preserved and made the red wolf look dapper, according to the news reports.

If I don't harry up, I will be late.

I'm one of those guys that write your name on a piece of rice. Not very interesting I know, but the CIA did need my services once.

Damn!

All I can hear is Margaret Thatcher's voice.

Lane woke to his cell phone buzzing by his ear. He yawned and flipped it open. There was a new text from a blocked number. He opened and read it. "Did u 4get something?" It read.

This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine. This little light o' mine...I'm gonna let it shine, let it shine, let it shine, let it shine. Don't let the devil POOF it out.