They say life is a lesson - one you learn a little at a time. Well, he had always been a slow learner. And now he was paying for it. Whoever it was knocked a third time.

I suddenly had an unexplainable craving for

when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..

It is like this one time our bullfrog told us, "Frogs! 50 of you are going into the pond but only 25 of you are coming back". The other 49 and I froglets looked at each sure that w

It creeps me out: self driving cars are on our roads. Is this legal? I mean, what happens the first time one causes a crash where someone gets hurt? Who's responsible?

As a pastor of the Utilitarian Church of Objective Philosophy I've married people with cars, roller coasters, ferris wheels, video game characters & garden fences, but now I'll

The assassin eyed the crowd, looking for her first target. He was a notorious man, wanted by the Organization for

I can’t decide who is Trump’s Himmler. Steven Miller was the front runner for a long time. Now I have to admit it might turn out to be Barr. Miller is still way in front but not a

Pack up your bags, grab your things, we're going off the edge of the earth.

It was everywhere. "It was in my raccoon wounds." Almost 24 hours later I was still blowing black acrylic ink out of my nose. The scene had been movie quality--epic really...

It wasn't that easy, not at all. Coming up with the right adventure starter in only 180 characters... it was difficult, even for the most creative of the authors...

THE CHEESE OF DOOM PART 2 The cheese of doom it never sleeps. Its curdling screams from the snackfoods section jarred Mr. Brie and Mr McCracker out of their cheetos and cheeze whiz

No man could save her, for once in her short, but long lived life, she had to do this herself. And she was afraid.

I have this great idea for a new book. It's called "Detective Manatee and the Disco Clowns From Mars." This is gonna be a smash hit! You see, when Detective Manatee finds himself

"Say your life has no meaning. Say you're just a place-filler. Say your only reason for being here is to follow what everyone else does." That is what Herold thought when he

Why live when death is inevitable?

She knew that he was never coming back but she'd forgotten how long a day or a week or a month could be and how hope is so violent. So she went to a bar & found a man there who

Good morning, Jim. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is

El viatge d'en Joan a Holanda.

"What matters to you, and why?" He asked me. I paused and replied: "What matters to me is most certainly the Southern California drywall strike." He looked baffled and I