As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into Joseph Stalin.

Hey, I've got an idea: why don't we sharpen a piece or two of metal until it's extraordinarily dangerous and then slowly drag it across our bodies to temporarily remove

FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!! FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!

The girls spoke utter nonsense and ran back and forth around the house while I tried to write couldn´t they see I was writing a very important letter to my associates inside the

Dear Abby, I know the grass isn't always greener on the other side, especially on Mars, but some of my Martian friends tell me they are born with a full cosmoconception and a path

It was a sunday morning, i was going for a stroll in the park,

Well, what did you think would happen if you just took a bunch of strangers and let them write whatever they want to each other. All willy nilly with no direction or consequences?

Frankie was a diner bum. He sat in one corner, talked to the same waitress and ate the same thing everyday. His social security allowed him this sort dime-store hybernation

"...Next!" "My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings: Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair!" "Not on the guest list, back of the line! Next!" "I am Arthur! King of the Britons!"

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Well apparently some followers just aren't quick enough on the uptake the old man thought. I wonder how many times this has to happen before they get plowed under a pile of

Mungo P. Tallyrand, squinting in the harsh sunlight, surveyed the majestic peak of Mount Keith. His horse lay dead at his feet & his fiancee Angharad Jones had just gone mad.

Even in a winter garden, one can still wish everyone well against the sickness and the madness and the clutter of the world, and sometimes there are echoes back from the G, so

Like all previous New Year's resolutions, this one had gone to hell in a handbasket, five ways to Friday, quicker than

The sea pedaling gypsy is taking a ride in the ambulance. Once again, against what is desired. The thought police must protect and defend from outrageous ethos and perplexing

“What am I doing here?” Bronco opened his eyes for what seemed the hundredth time in an hour, and immediately the plain whitewashed walls began to close in like the...

A cat walked into the dogs kennel thinking he left but once she walked inside she saw the dog. The dog stood up and

Time's were definitely tough for Danny, the job market screwed him on this one, all he wanted was to work at a cool, relaxing firm at the Lycon and Son's buisness building, but he

It was dawn, 10 years ago, when I realized I would never see her again. I knew I was fooling myself, it would never work. I mean, she wasn't even human, she was

It was like looking into an abyss. It radiated by its absence. Your senses would get sucked into the very blackness of nothing. I didn't know a mood ring could get that color.