She was the type of girl you want to forget, the type of girl that leaves broken hearts laying in her wake, too pretty and doomed to be anything less than loved madly. He sulked as

Once upon a time there was a beautiful young princess who dreamed to escape the confines of her kingdom. She felt so much pressure to be perfect, so much that

Adam Smith was damn well tired of gritting his teeth in his funerary monument. "If commerce cannot civilize the people of Earth, then I will!" He shot out of his grave like a

As I walked out the door, the blinding sun caused my eyes to water as my eye lids squeezed shut to keep out the pain of the light. I stumbled over

I suppose, in hindsight, I shouldn't of given that monkey a loaded revolver. It was an easy misake to make though. I didn't think much of it at the time. I was too busy laughing at

Let me see if I can phrase this better. "Vertical Line, forward-slash, vertical line, space, circle." Can you take a hint? Morse code: dah-dit dah-dah-dah. Got it?

Just feeling the pulse of life in your veins amped up. The beat beat beat of your heart, hammering in your chest. The rush of oxygen. When it stops, the echo in that silent place

One day I was walking down the street and I got hit by a car. As i got back up the driver got out of his car walked up and said

A bear came across a genie. The bear was given three wishes with the exception that he cannot wish for more wishes. Being a smart bear, he found a loophole. By using word "and"

Elvis rotated his pelvis. That was the sign the aliens had been waiting for.

They say most foldingstories use only a 10th of the capacity of compelling storytelling which would imply an average of one fold in ten that

She was bubbly and plump. A little monkey-faced teenager, porky with acne and wearing glasses, tank top and cut offs. She was talking about my little ponies at the Starbucks.

"Beware, Zombie Bob is going to eat us all!" I looked up from my ice-cream cone to stare at the guy as he continued to run through the mall screaming, "Run, run!"

Ziiiiing! Oooomph. Ahhhrggghhh! Wump. Wimper. Wumpwump.

Midst the impending chaos, I felt it was high time to make fudge brownies.

So one time I saw this chick walk down the street. She was Mexican, or maybe some type of Italian, but damn she had a booty!

Vanessa Conquest glared around the table at her useless executives. "How dare you simper about the economy! Historically, ConCorp has always profited even in bad times. Now show me

"Have you ever noticed how the titles for online porn videos sound an awful lot like Indian names?" My wife's observations had grown inane since receiving the iPad, a gift from

Twice upon a time, mortals had two lives. One life was played out on Earth, and the other was played out in a dreamscape. All was well until one day, it merged into one reality.

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