I found a strange man in my garage tonight. He was huddled in a corner by the water-heater and was sort of wobbling funny. He didn't notice me, so I slipped back out of the garag

The Elite of the FoldingStory Leaderboard convened to discuss some troubling matters. On the agenda: (1) Non-compliance with the FS Rules and (2) the passive aggressive use of

"Mom, no!" But she breezed right past the "Do Not Enter" sign I'd gotten for my 15th birthday and hung on my bedroom door this morning. She barged in just as I was

Terrence looked pale and emaciated as habitués of the VR do. He seemed to pity me for not joining in, but I made enough to keep myself and my cat housed, fed and healthy. My bike w

Love is the purest thing in the world but

All I want for Christmas is his two front teeth cause the bastard stole my girl again. She said she really loved so I took her back again. Now he's gone and stole her again

Cats seemed to be the most adaptable to dialogs with the Robot AI overlords.

Then the cabbie said, "Listen fuck-face, I don-" and then he saw. It was Johnny Depp. The cabbie took off his hat and said, "What was it like to fuck Wynona, Mr. Depp?"

Once upon the time there were twelve little unicorns and none of them had any idea of how to go about operating their new dvd player. Twiddlemuff, the unicorn with thumbs, took the

There was a little boy, standing besides the street in his red trousers. He was collecting something from the floor - when suddenly ...

Of course it was B.S. This guy was a classic charlatan. "I just sign here & all my ailments go away? What's the catch?" "No catch. All your problems will go to someone you don't ev

I was sick of how smelly the monkeys were at the zoo, so I began a monkey laundering scheme. every night I would sneak in, borrow a few monkeys, take them home and launder them.

I had finally reached my goal of annihilating the tyrant of an oppressed nation. One button press was all that was left to do to end it all! But I was hesitant. I shook as I

The Secret Authors Society (SAS) consisted of famous published authors that lurked on FoldingStory.com to get ideas, distract themselves during writer's block or

"One, two, three, four, five.....no....one, two, three, four..... where'd you go? Oh. One, two, three, four, five.... Where is number six, there are supposed to be six."

You know, not all folds have to be senseless with nothing remotely coherent. I wonder what would happen if the folds made sense and flowed like butter.

この世界のアニメは本物です。一人の男は、すべての確率に対して略です。この夏。それは戦うための時間です。

I saw my mom with another man. The man was half her age and totally Emo. They were french kissing in the hall. It was parent-teacher night. Dad was at the lockers. This had

As I finished paying for my Doritos and other snacks, the smiling cashier handed me a miniature schnauzer. "Its Free Puppy Day! You get one with any purchase over twenty!"

There is one story about the Buddha that not many people know. It was the time that Buddha appeared before the three stooges on the set of The Captain Hates the Sea. Curly was