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The funeral wasn't well attended. And the people who did attend were the oddest bunch you ever saw. But they were kind spirited people, and that meant a lot more to me than one of

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One smart fella and he felt smart. Two smart fellas and they felt smart. Three smart fellas and they all felt smart.

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Since dying is not an option, Tom had to come up with a cracking-fast way of making some some money. It is not like he has the smarts to sell dope or the grit to be a chef.

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