The booming sound was clear and immediately recognizable. He looked quickly out the window at the wall of snow sliding down the mountain toward him.

It was my junior year in high school when the problems really started. Up until then I had been able to control my urge to mate, but when I encountered the school mascot that

The Monroes were a strange family. We called them the 'Munsters'. They had a zombie doorstop that tried to grab you when you rang their skull knocker. But a dare was a dare

Statt ihm einen Korb zu geben, gab sie ihm zwei Körbchen, Grösse D. Er konnte sein Glück kaum fassen.

The end of the world was approaching us so quickly, I could almost hear the screams of agony growing closer each day. It was only just recently that I discovered the screams were

Grandpa's newest invention was "Water proof coveralls" . The neat part was watching them fill up like a balloon every time Grandpa farted. Then his beard would fluff up when the

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It was Friday and muggy. He kicked off his shoes, loosened his neck-tie and poured himself a whiskey. Just as he sat

Number crunching, it looked like the company could afford any of the options, but the

I told you before that when you want something done, you hire three contractors for peanuts and give the massive bonus to whomever succeeds first.

"Let's ride," he said. Plumes of blood and gristle rained down on his lips. The salty copper of the kill overran his tongue. The vomit awoke, where it slept deep in the pit of

Once upon a time, there

Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

He had five minutes to find love once the competition started, but when the self-proclaimed narcissist stepped victoriously in front of the mirror & the red light buzzed a denial,

In that climate, treachery swam between thick breaths in whispers. The bar would have been god forsaken, if such a god existed. As it was, only pulse rifles and batpacks commanded

He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,

She touched the knot behind her ear and rubbed them. They ached from the strain of the week's stresses. After a moment, a tiny door opened beneath her fingers and her eyes glowed

I scratched my balls by the pinch-rub technique. It makes me go to the happy place. Then afterwards I smell my fingers. These private joys are all that sustain me because

She chambered a round and unloaded unto the dashboard. Her OCD with following rules wasn't going to keep her from speeding to her wedding. Without a speedometer, loopholes emerged

Just as expected, Keith Richard's came into the Barnes & Noble. He had his guitar. He lit a cigarette, inside the store. Becky swallowed hard. No one said anything. He said, "Read