Once there was a boy who had really spiky hair. This wasn't any regular type of spiky hair. He didn't use any gel. They were actually porcupine spikes, but he wasn't born that way.

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I ate my 7th twinkle. "There's an apple on the counter if you want it." my roommate said. Nuuoooo. I then began to turn on the tv and I hear my favorite song ♫

Did I ever tell you about the time a boo tried to bubble on Ms. Watson? It was 1987. Hot, summer, wet, shower. Dean Jenkins had dropped a watermelon on his obdula oblongata

"There are monsters everywhere!" Jorge pleaded. "Little creepy creatures wearing tiny top hats who sing the blues! Also pop songs. You gotta believe me!" Only Rosa believed because

The cats were swarming around me and I fearfully looked towards the door. How could they have known my weakness? Only one thing stood between me and my salvation: the cats.

Your life is also what you experienced,otherwise how could we trust our own memories? Since we spend most of our time thinking about the future & the present is over before we even

I hate when people watch me open their presents.

They say life is a lesson - one you learn a little at a time. Well, he had always been a slow learner. And now he was paying for it. Whoever it was knocked a third time.

Why'd the Chinese spend research funds to determine the winning strategy for rock, paper scissors? When U.N. resolution 69/3 for conflict resolution was passed, better known as the

"Are you crazy? You want to name our group after a strap-on? You think this is a joke don't you. Are you on something? Christ Don, you want to go back to writing jingles for

On the outside, she was a happy, beautiful young lady with a wild imagination. But on the inside, her self-preserve was lagging. Her demons started to

I upgraded to a 386 with a micro disk drive, and 1200 baud modem. I was unstoppable.

I decided to go to the changi airport to fetch my cousin ,when i got there, i heard people screaming when i turn around i saw a vampire who was carrying a gun shooting down ..

It was a monday morning, a school holiday ,i was still sleeping in my bed, suddenly, i heard my mother shouting' tom wake up ' but i refused to wake up and my mother use a pail of

Facebook is so creepy.

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With hair that would set the teeth of a comb on edge, a loud shirt that would dim the neon lights of Vegas, and looking like an undernourished cockatoo, he stepped onto the stage

Mahiedine took off his shirt in the last meters of the 3000m Steeplechase & got disqualified. Out of protest Pierre the accountant resolved to take off his shirt whenever

I don't know how to feel