As she walked down the hall, lights blinked out and flickered back on as she passed. To the casual observer, she was magic and scary, but close observation would reveal a shadow

I snuck to the driver’s side of her giant Dodge and popped the hood. I slid out from behind the wheel and pushed the hood release completely and pushed it up.

Dean Ackerman was head pollster for the Republicans. He's seen monsters but not like this. This was Caligula all over again. He wanted the numbers. So Dean lied and told him that

It was unpopular in the surrounding states but she would have no part of it. "I think they're are just prudes" she cried as she reached for her purse in the pale moon light.

The flying admiral was awesome. After a joint chiefs of staff meeting that devolved into cranks, curses and titty-twisters, the admiral flew out the window and over the

Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about 19 feet tall. I took his island sized paw and said "

"This was more fun than pop rocks and soda pop," he thought as he strolled back up the line of nervous applicants. "7 was a lucky number, right?" he thought, savoring the quiet

The old floorboards creaked under his considerable weight. Grumbling and muttering under his breath about the

The fletcher handed a silver tipped arrow to him. They'd never hit their mark, but they had to appear valuable enough that they would not be wasted when the sheriff came to check

She howled from the shadows, fingers clenched in tangled hair. Her teeth were ground to the gums and the painkillers staving off the anguish from exposed roots were wearing off.

There was this kid who was running away from the school. Nobody could catch him, he was too fat. As everybody clenched for air running after him, the said, STOP! YOU MUST

So this is where father kept his so called pornos. Under the bed. How clever. She wondered if mom knew. She wondered is mom watched them with him. Was that how she was conceived?

As the smashed computer in front of me

Bleugh! That's disgusting!

the best is KajaGooGoo Dolls. There Goes My Too Shy Hero

What about "Living Colour Me Badd." They do an awesome version of boy band style cult of personality which

Sometimes I think about it late at night. If I could, would I go back and do something different so I could be with her, forsaking this future of wife...family. I don't like the

Query: where do babies come from? The precocious 3-year-old always had the most annoying way of bringing up difficult subjects.

"Peas with rice?" asked the lisping effeminate. We had just been about to leave the restroom when he'd appeared from the adjacent stall. "Disintegration is their spookiest album

"Pie in the sky," Ralph chuckled to himself. "What a stupid expression."