One day, Natalie, tall, skinny, and very pretty went to the store to buy some groceries to take home and there was a guy she had noticed that had followed her in the store

Gloomy Gus made a fuss whenever his truss filled with pus. He took the bus

its 6:00 am and just got 4 hours of sleep and now i have to go to

while i was walking down the hill i decided to jump accross the street and say oh my gosh im so in love i foundly found

Number crunching, it looked like the company could afford any of the options, but the

It wasn't unusual for them to assess taxes for not being a cat. It was a felinoid town after all. The outskirts always smelled like Tuna and regurgitated hair balls. Tabby guards

Well, I was at an e-learning conference and the rain was pouring.

the golden sun dipped below the horizon, staining the whole sky deep purple. Sally was getting nervous. she was afraid of what happens to girls alone in the big city after dark.

I told you before that when you want something done, you hire three contractors for peanuts and give the massive bonus to whomever succeeds first.

"Let's ride," he said. Plumes of blood and gristle rained down on his lips. The salty copper of the kill overran his tongue. The vomit awoke, where it slept deep in the pit of

The year was ADR3498 and the old republic guards were worn out from the constant battles that had taken their toll over the last two millenia. Many had come and gone.

Gw mesti berobat jalan ampe b'bulan2, GOD show me the way with this sickness n I'll be better coz I trust HIM!

A dirty blond girl from my high school staggered out behind him pulling down her skirt. Seeing Kevin, she turned around and threw up, clambering for the porcelain which had recent

He let the man talk himself silly. He hid his smirk with a knowing nod. He pulled out an application and handed it to him. Then he said, "Look, applications are good, but what

Once upon a time, there

Everything was fine when the birds stopped singing and the wind no longer blew, but once our reflections started lying,

“You have a reputation as the kind of guy who’s not to be fucked with. Ice-cold under pressure”, Ben started, not getting to the point. “I didn’t come out here to be flattered”

He had five minutes to find love once the competition started, but when the self-proclaimed narcissist stepped victoriously in front of the mirror & the red light buzzed a denial,

In that climate, treachery swam between thick breaths in whispers. The bar would have been god forsaken, if such a god existed. As it was, only pulse rifles and batpacks commanded

He was one of those Hodpodge stiffs that says, "Nice!" after everything someone says. He also still wore those dorky shirts that have THC in place of KFC logos,