Eating four bean salad before a meeting was a very bad idea. She kept going on and on and won't shut up. If I moved

With a Fluff-a-Nutter sandwich in hand I decided it was time to

It was 7:30 in the AM and 10 below, but there we were standing on top of the mountain in our

Her hair was red like fire, and glistened in the sun. She was the last of them - the Gingers. Soon to expire, soon

She turned to me with a look in her eyes that said come and get me. And frankly, how could I refuse?

Simon woke up one day at the sound of a bloody, mangled hand scratching at his window. Moans were echoed outside. He got

It was Friday and muggy. He kicked off his shoes, loosened his neck-tie and poured himself a whiskey. Just as he sat

Tonight is an excellent night for murder. It's beautiful outside, crisp with the fall wind adding an edge to the world. And she will love it as I will-for her it will be

Jumping up quickly after the blast, he couldn't believe his eyes. There was nothing left. Just ten seconds ago he had been enjoying

Joe wondered why he was still sitting in the stands as the game entered the 16th inning. Maybe

Looking back, it occurred to me that man-slapping was not considered the proper response to Steve's comment. Alas,

My, the apples on the ground are much more soft than the apples on the trees. Look at the size

'WTF did I do last night?' he thought before noticing the beer cans, liquor bottles, take out and clothing littering

"Another round of tequila shots," was the last thing I remembered. I tried to stitch the night together based on

She has this theory that people who don't like dogs aren't really people. After a lengthy explanation, the judge

"Dance!" the captain demanded. Two

"I wanted to be a haiku poet," Elizabeth said, "but never could make the turns work." It was a common complaint.

The letter from the doctor came as quite a surprise and he had to sit before continuing. His legs could not longer

It's Friday afternoon and all I am doing is staring at the piles of work on my desk. My thoughts keep turning to this

Broken inside, thats what she said as she walked out on me, taking my