Stepping out of the house, I knew there was something I was forgetting. I checked my pants. Present. I checked my chin for stubble. Absent. I wipe my nose and checked the back

Falling on my ass in the pile of dog shit would have given a refreshing sense of finality to the night but my reflexes kicked in and I spun in the air, landing on my hands and feet

The besotted couple stared at one as they sipped their champagne. He was about to propose, she about to break up with him. The waiter hovered solicitously, but at the wrong times.

A ludicrous nostalgia smells like Cowboy TV. The plural diet suits Pimp Monitor beneath my designer. The unexplained remedy propositions the stem underneath

She stretched out blissfully in her hammock, the weight of the day not yet landed. The neighbor's dog, on the other hand, snout thrust through the fence, barked incessantly at her.

"I saw a frog outside,and I tried to scare it away,but it hopped towards me and now it's in the kitchen"This wasn't what I had planned when I took this baby sitter job.Kill frogs

Terricloth robes always seem to chafe me. I have tried using all sorts of fabric softening agents with no luck. However,

Gary knew that his days on Diff'rent Strokes were numbered. Charlotte had told him long ago that

iPad on the upturned box read pɐd! - something he hadn't noticed until she'd removed it. Something turned deep inside him. Somehow Steve Jobs was telling him something, but he

The Indian/Pakastani place was an obvious contradiction which advertised Indian and Pakastani food in the same establishment and was ironically not called Kashmir. I couldn’t

Our physicists assure us that a moment lasts c. 1/30th of a second, although conventional shutter speeds for film cameras are set at 24 frames per second. Time escapes detection!

As Roberta floated her model boat for the first time, it inexplicibly exploded into a thousand pieces. The debris that fell from the sky was even more extraordinary! Hundreds of

Waking up in the middle of nowhere, Justin suffered from dementia disease. Justin wakes up in the flower garden on the hill. Justin woke up and saw a small town of Helbres.

He had a twinkle in his eye that said "Hola Senor!" I knew he was looking for a little 'mano y mano' but that wasn't my thing. So after the mexican hat dance, I

He couldn't sleep. He'd tried pills, counting sheep, flipping the pillow, rubbing one out, reading primary literature. After 3 days with no sleep he felt a crazed detachment

My attendance at the dentist’s office had been less than stellar and had left me with a few rotten molars and rancid breath that had put even my dog and me at odds.

Excerpt patient 101: I saw light around me. And my dad dancing with his suit. Mom is lying in bed with a man called J. Daniels. I laugh, I fly away. Can you fly doctor? I can.

I always considered Star Trek and Star Wars to be Science Fantasy (where the mere trappings of technology are used in place of magic wands, flaming swords, potions and spells).

NASA says its GPS satellites show that maps are going to have to be redrawn.

Sometimes I like to sing. My elephant likes it. Show tunes, mostly. But occasionally I belt out some Sinatra for her as well. Until that awful day when everything changed.