His hair line fascinated her. She was nine inches taller than him and his hair transplant job was as obvious as a row of telephone poles crossing a flat barren desert. Neat spot of

The third Emperor decided to eat an apple pie. But inside the pie was a layered octopus. He took a bite out of it, and the octopus came out and ate the Emperor. Then the octopus

The man ran to catch his flight to Japan. He was having trouble remembering why he was going to japan, or who he even was! But one look into his carry-on helped his remember...

How do I love Cowboy TV? Let me count the ways:

Singapore Slings were slid onto the table. Thirty of them. Delilah stared at them. Sure she was preggers but she could have one last drunk, so she

Biden had been second fiddle long enough. The President wanted to play a little one on one? Then the VEEP was going to play by street rules. He was going swing his elbows

My own father had said many unforgivable things about Indians even though his grandmother was a full blooded Cherokee. Somehow I always felt ashamed of this fact as if I were here

Was it treason to want to steal the President's wife away for a romantic weekend? How much of the American military and Homeland Security would be used to ensure her chaste return?

I looked tomy dock and thought that I saw Travis Mcgee and Myer sitt5ing topside of the "Busted Flush", but no. Travis and company were from the never were, and ravis and company

Today I start my new job as a private detective. It's not the easiest job, but makes me good money and I get to do what I love, unless

The last man on earth sat anxiously in his living room There was a knock at the door.

Cannon balls was a euphemism that'd backfired back into his face. Cassandra wasn't the type of woman to let such a claim go unverified and her cutlass ensured a docile subject for

The butter carving hall at the State Fair was packed when Becky unveiled her sculpture of the Egyptian leader. Entitled Moobarak, it was an incredible likeness. Until Amir scythed

Dustin could not believe his luck. Having found out that he was named for the song "Dust In The Wind", he had sped off in his mother's car in disgust, just to crash it a block away

She was a hefty aunt who went to too much therapy. She worked out by walking and kept her energy up with Tiger's Milk Bars. So when the people showed up she had only

There was nothing fabulous about the Baker Boys. They were unemployed and spent their days playing PS3 and Eating Tuna Helper Cheesy Noodle. One night, Jim Baker

Fourteen years after she was abducted, trying to decide what was real and what had had been drilled in so far that it had supplanted reality was impossible. They'd started with

So, there I was, sitting in my car, listening to Hall and Oates (You make-a my dreams come true-oo, woo-oo-woo-woo-oh yeah-woo-ooo-) when my dashboard happened to explode.

'Marzipan,' began Einstein (the first word he had spoken since being exhumed) 'has three tubers more than the average cannibal. Are you writing this down, you scum? Berty...'

I was making hay and raising kane! At that point I didn't know weather to shit or go blind, so