Bret Humorless was the most serious man in the world, and he made sure everyone knew it. His colleagues at Crock O'News tried to get him to crack a smile, but

Everyone has their million dollar idea, just most people don't act on it. Mine was different flavors of floss. You know, cherry, orange, chocolate soufflé. I got the idea when I wa

Roscoe was a Boston Terrier in a Top Hat, super cute but also, hideously evil.

Doug Johnson. 4339 Arcadia Way. Objective: Senior-level marketing executive position with 100% client retention. Skills: Power tools, Office suite (staplers, etc.), Use of ATVs,

A little old lady danced on a lonely street corner, chanting "Don't kill the man who paints your house. Don't kill the man who paints your house. Ai-di-di-die di-di-di-die."

"Think 'Julie & Julia', but with serial killers instead of bloggers and chefs. It's called 'Hannibal & Hannibal' - Hannibal Lecter reflects upon his kills, while the audience is

Some friendships are more conversational, other friendships are more vibrational." The Gila monster jeered at his next meal, lobster bib at the ready.

"Everybody in a way is two faced Kate" said her mom "Not me. How I am is me all the time" said Kate How could I be two faced she thought. She tells the truth and never goes back

"Your famiy is DYSFUNCTIONAL!" It was my American sister in law on the phone again. I felt sorry for her. There is a subtle difference in being dysfunctional and being English. She

You complain about the rain, but secretly, you adore it.

In a subway station I spied a cardboard box scrawled with 'Eddies Odorific Theatre'. A holey sock puppet appeared in a cutout section and a high pitched voice announced "Presenting

Slus sported a hive-shaped bonnet. A trendsetter at heart, Slus strutted down the railroad tracks, gathering the attention of Philip Treacy, newly-hoboed milliner.

"Das Schnabeltier ist ein eierlegendes Säugetier aus Australien. Das Schnabeltier gilt als ein lebendes Fossil." Horst seine Augenlieder schlossen sich. Er träumte das er ein Ei

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Scuse me while I kiss the sky.

Last he heard, she had become addicted to hand sanitizer and had had to be heavily sedated every time she heard "Rockin' Robin" come over the speakers on the elevator. It wasn't

"The poor little waif. He has no home. Bring him in here and get him something warm to eat." The waif, very thankful for her hospitality, went inside and stood by the fire.

So there was Green Lantern and REI trying to buy

The world, how does one describe it?

Kookaburra sits in an old gum tree. Merry merry king of the bush is he. Laugh, Kookaburra, laugh...Kookaburra gay your life must be.