Critics are praising this folding story. "The Greatest Story Ever Told!" says the Hollywood Reporter. "You couldn't see that end coming!" says Rolling Stone. 'In a world where

If he heard the Salvadorian neighbor say, "Andy?" one more time he was gong to remind her that she was a terrible mother. Her son "Andy" was going nowhere fast because

She woke up to her phone ringing in her ear,

Through the circular lens I could clearly see the antennae of an eager insect. Or was it a human eye staring down at my miniscule body? Surprised, realizing I could see both views,

Have you seen that new guy in Accounting? The one that looks like a real jerkoff? I mean, he looks like the kind of guy that'd

When people heard he carried a defibrillator, they instantly thought heart problems, but his heart was fine. It was his brain. He looked at it. Too bad Ceasar didn't have one.

Why do we understand humor? I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life. I can’t tell if that’s funny or really scary.

The young girl was used to dark places so the narrow and damp corridor did not frighten her. She felt her way down, her hands running along the sides of the jagged walls until

"Elves? Are you serious?" Celeste looked across the meadow at the pointy eared humanoids. "I don't even like the taste of elves." Drak lower his bow, arrow knocked "Well, we have

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I felt faint, looking out to the pouring rain in my High School. When will my Mother be here? And then, I saw him. The one I've loved since the seventh grade.

Mister Darcy, my cat, looked up at me with his encouraging eyes as if to say, " I caught this one, now you try." At my feet was a lifeless, roughed-up, garden gnome... (Oh boy.)

It's so fun being a leprechaun. We have more powers than you think. This one time, I replaced the drumsticks of a jam band's drummer with two magic wands. During the first set

I was playing Pokemon White. Suddenly, someone emails an stupid message: "Hey Check This Site: www.lolwut.com" I simply ignored the message. Later, i got to eat Pizza.

I found a little girl sitting on the curbside all alone, so i went up to her and asked her what was wrong. her response was "get away from you creepy old lady." And then she

You know, I guess I don't believe all children are born equal. I thought I believed that until I met your kids. I don't know them, but the sight of them makes me want to get a

"What's the worse that can happen father?" Jimmy asked, "Its not like i'm going to go into the store and a giant pelican is going to come in and take me away." his dad replied,"

"That's the fifth one this week," he said. "Makes eighteen this month." Picking up a handful of feathers, Mark nudged the chicken with the toe of his boot. "Quite an outbreak of