As part of our relief efforts, we paratroop care packages with the materials to make their own folding stories. The instructions are translated into 35 languages. Each kit has

It was supposed to be a "camping trip". Oh sure, roast a marshmallow, take a leak on a tree, sleep with the moon as your nightlight. Great, grand, wonderful. But

The moon is down.

I must have dozed off. When I awoke, the announcement said "Hell is next. Doors open on the left at Hell." As far as I knew, the subways did not go that far. Looking around, I saw

I'M BATMAN! or I thought I was. My butler keeps telling me I am this Bruce guy and that I should unlock the broom closet and take my meds. My thoughts are a bit...I'M BATMAN!

I squinted again into the deepening fog. The figure I thought had been making it's way toward me seemed to have disappeared but I couldn't be sure. I felt my hand along the rocks

"And as you can see" she continued "in any right triangle, the area of the square whose side is the hypotenuse..." Mmm hmmm. I nodded. Breasts. Big luscious juggy breasts. Ta Tas.

The first day of summer was a couple days ago. That was the day a boy named Brady was born.

"Do you need love love advice? Then call Miss Cleo's Psychic Phone Line right now. For only 99 cents a minute, you can have your future told." Sammi rushed to the phone and dialed

She adjusted the water bottles. Straightening the Odwalla juices was a constant headache. When she restacked the premade sandwiches she stopped. In the case was a bloody finger

Jim hesitated and then dropped the cigarette into the toilet. He tested his voice for a moment to make sure the nerves weren't cracking it. "Ahem". No good, he was broken.

No, no, Bruce. Not Butt Pirates. But pirates. They are grammar terrorists.

Peas and carrots. That's the phrase his mother used. "Wash your peas and carrots." Knowing that Eva was a vegetarian and this might be the night, he was afraid.

The following narrative was found written on a bank statement envelope in the back pocket of a miscreant youth in Arkham, MA. Near the end the writing becomes an illegible scrawl.

"They appear to enjoy roaming at night," Kaku silently mused, the others in the room nodded, picking up on his thoughts. Kaku adjusted the telescope to the waxing gibbous setting

When an author dies, new novels are still published, especially if the author dabbles in ghostwriting. Jimmy Raven hovered over the blank page like a miasmal cloud. Romance novels

Alpha, the word for ox in ancient Phoenician, soon came to symbolize the sound of the first letter of the ox. Thus it was that the hubris and passion of the original Alpha, the ox,

Have you ever slept in the river? Seen the sunshine come off the moon from underwater? Gotten weird with it? I saw the sign and I have to say

Many years later, as he faced the firing squad, Colonel Maximiliano Buenasnoches was to remember that distant afternoon when his father took him to discover

"Hello? Tech Support? FoldingStory keeps having Internal Errors whenever I try to add a fold. It's really annoying. If you could fix that, that would be greeeaatt...."