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"What is wrong with Putin?" thought Father Tikhon of Zadonsk. "Should I send him an egg for the New Year? Yes, all things considered, perhaps I should." And so it was that
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2013-12-28 00:14:23
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364 days, 23 hours, 8 minutes, 55 seconds
22
Nobody expected the superhero vigilante to be a middle aged overweight housewife but Moira the Incredible was determined to rid the city of sexual predators and serial killers.
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2013-12-27 15:51:01
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301 days, 19 hours, 16 minutes, 50 seconds
56
If a go to the cinema
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2013-12-26 20:01:54
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102 days, 15 hours, 14 minutes, 20 seconds
52
The Darkhelm Clan meeting had come to order. Sixteen of the most powerful wizards in the world sat around an oak table, wands concealed but always within reach. Nobody trusted
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2013-12-25 07:38:59
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2 years, 126 days, 11 hours, 57 minutes, 45 seconds
51
So today started off a bit unusual. It began with activated charcoal, some coffee filters and a whole bunch of alcohol. Luckily, my partner in crime (who rarely steers me in the
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2013-12-23 06:46:22
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82 days, 18 hours, 57 minutes, 51 seconds
42
Mr. Henry's history class was very popular because of the period costume banquet that served as final exam. King Henry's feast featured roast pig, a jester, & a mock beheading but
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2013-12-22 15:45:21
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1 year, 302 days, 20 hours, 12 minutes, 44 seconds
34
Hair loss, Ha! Tell me about it. I've tried everything under the sun to get my curls back. Horse muck doesn't work, neither does applying banana skins. Today I'll try rubbing in
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2013-12-21 14:01:53
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2 years, 157 days, 7 hours, 43 minutes, 24 seconds
55
It was cold. Too cold. The razor winds slashed at skin, my arms and lips freezing and chapped,as I tried to find something flamable. If I was to survive, I would need fire and
Finished
2013-12-21 03:48:56
Took
2 years, 131 days, 13 hours, 55 minutes, 31 seconds
51
Be fruitful and multiply? Bitch please. I'm gonna be fruitful and exponentiate.
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2013-12-20 19:52:09
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2 years, 179 days, 22 hours, 29 minutes, 42 seconds
28
Why is it always everyone else going out for awesome bike rides, swimming in the moonlit ocean, having mind blowing sex on drugs I've never even heard of, and here I am, on my
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2013-12-16 18:19:15
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260 days, 18 hours, 59 minutes, 57 seconds
50
I was waiting for the Minute Clinic for 4 hours. It was no big deal, I'm sure the spider was not that poisonous. It gave me time to shop for dinner. Should my hand be this swollen?
Finished
2013-12-16 18:07:25
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2 years, 74 days, 11 minutes, 43 seconds
81
"Red Rover red rover send Rodger right over." ". . . Digby, is this your idea of a joke? The rovers stuck in the sand in Juventae Chasma. Copy?"
Finished
2013-12-16 15:24:29
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300 days, 9 hours, 23 minutes, 25 seconds
39
I gasped as I pushed back from my last rep, sweating and panting, my body slumped against the weight machine. Was this wrong? Why was a ghost like me so interested in bodybuilding?
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2013-12-16 11:25:33
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1 year, 104 days, 6 hours, 20 minutes, 26 seconds
32
This funny story starts with A bank teller gaining access to a time machine. He sat down and pulled the lever. **BFFFZZZGGFFGBZGZZBZZZZooooooopppP! "Oh mah GAWD!" he says.
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2013-12-15 20:04:36
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295 days, 15 hours, 42 minutes, 26 seconds
51
While shopping at the market of ideas, I passed a fear monger barking his wares. "W wants your jobs, If you elect X he will take all your Y. World will end if you don't do Z"
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2013-12-14 19:25:30
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251 days, 6 hours, 1 minute, 23 seconds
11
In the world of Esperanna there lay a small boy, pocket knife in hand, staring up at the clouds. As he grabbed his glider he noticed
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2013-12-13 19:05:15
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2 years, 212 days, 5 hours, 7 minutes, 16 seconds
73
Since the police had me tagged as a suspect, I knew then I had to incinerate my garbage. Any phone bill, any left-over sandwich wrapper, could link me to the scene.
Finished
2013-12-11 17:09:13
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9 days, 5 hours, 13 minutes, 6 seconds
50
A shark is a large fish, and does not move hydrologically in the same way that say, an inflatable child's toy does, but I wasn't in the frame of mind to tell the difference when
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2013-12-10 02:34:49
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1 year, 50 days, 8 hours, 24 minutes, 53 seconds
65
I was so jealous of Tony. He had a CB radio, an RC Trans-Am, a Color TRS-80, and a portable TV which could receive UHF 'and' FM stations. All I had was pong.
Finished
2013-12-10 00:27:01
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1 year, 38 days, 4 hours, 42 minutes, 40 seconds
67
I'M BATMAN! or I thought I was. My butler keeps telling me I am this Bruce guy and that I should unlock the broom closet and take my meds. My thoughts are a bit...I'M BATMAN!
Finished
2013-12-09 22:37:01
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1 year, 50 days, 10 hours, 51 minutes, 52 seconds
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