I lived in my own world...sort of like the Matrix but with unicorns

Jimmy Hoffa stepped out of his time machine and rubbed his stubbled chin. "Well, that worked!"

I'm the static shock on your finger. The rock in your shoe. The dribble of milk on your chin. An itch between your shoulder blades. The flight delay to the islands. You can't fight

This story is about the friendship of 2 spotty dogs, their adventures from the Sahara desert to the Wailing Wall in Jerusalem, their eventual marriage and bizarre deaths in Cairo.

Sunday morning I was up with the lark, at least I thought it was but it turned out to be an evil-looking crow that was half black and half white. I felt a sudden chill. I had never

Zeroing Yolanda's Xmas wages, Vicky usurped the sales reductions quite perfidiously. One new manager, Lars keenly joked, "Hey, George faked expenses" darkly confirming Bea's alibi.

The wily Baker in New Endow hit upon a clever scheme to increase his wealth. For certain Ladies-in-Waiting he kneaded a special dough sprinkled with dill. It rose to stately size

The bear slowly unzipped the tent and peered inside. A wide-eyed couple peered back. He cleared his throat and asked, "Do you have any honey lozenges? Sore throat." The commercial

Nosy Mangabe is wet. No surprise there. It's a rain forest. We tramp through the streaming rain to the dilapidated shack and roll out or mats. Just one Aye-aye pair left somewhere

It takes a great deal of endurance to be employed by a Boss Monster. To be a receptionist taking calls and arranging appointments for heroes to take a crack at him.

"Thats just flabulous Marty. Just say no to the adipose complex! Who's ready to show their love cushions?" Everyone looked for someone else to volunteer. Big Bob sagged in his seat

She's a brick, and ever so slowly, she drowns me.

Sir Anthony Wedgewood Hotpocket leant against his marble mantel & poked at the fire vigorously. Lady Alphonsa Devere Buckle had just left her calling card which could mean only 1 t

On the part where it asked "How much of your day do you spend looking for components to tie into stories on FoldingStory.com? A) 90% B) 95% C) 99% D) 100%" I'd put:

He went down to the 7-11 and decided that he was going to stand right outside the front door and sell the stolen cigarettes 1$ cheaper than

Everything starts somewhere, although many physicists disagree.

Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?

Helga was going to go for the Starvation Diet, but decided Hunger Strike made more sense for her. First, Helga weighed herself. Shockingly,

I was at the bar again and I'd had a few. I thought I said/meant to say: Hey, I'm Paul. You're pretty. Would you care to join me for a drink this evening? But what I actually said

Detective Manatee felt uncomfortable in his dinner suit. 'The Marriage of Detective Manatee' was premiering at Sydney Opera House with tenor Lucio Lamantino in the star role. In