I have this great idea for a new book. It's called "Detective Manatee and the Disco Clowns From Mars." This is gonna be a smash hit! You see, when Detective Manatee finds himself

No man could save her, for once in her short, but long lived life, she had to do this herself. And she was afraid.

THE CHEESE OF DOOM PART 2 The cheese of doom it never sleeps. Its curdling screams from the snackfoods section jarred Mr. Brie and Mr McCracker out of their cheetos and cheeze whiz

It wasn't that easy, not at all. Coming up with the right adventure starter in only 180 characters... it was difficult, even for the most creative of the authors...

It was everywhere. "It was in my raccoon wounds." Almost 24 hours later I was still blowing black acrylic ink out of my nose. The scene had been movie quality--epic really...

Pack up your bags, grab your things, we're going off the edge of the earth.

I can’t decide who is Trump’s Himmler. Steven Miller was the front runner for a long time. Now I have to admit it might turn out to be Barr. Miller is still way in front but not a

The assassin eyed the crowd, looking for her first target. He was a notorious man, wanted by the Organization for

As a pastor of the Utilitarian Church of Objective Philosophy I've married people with cars, roller coasters, ferris wheels, video game characters & garden fences, but now I'll

It creeps me out: self driving cars are on our roads. Is this legal? I mean, what happens the first time one causes a crash where someone gets hurt? Who's responsible?

It is like this one time our bullfrog told us, "Frogs! 50 of you are going into the pond but only 25 of you are coming back". The other 49 and I froglets looked at each sure that w

when i was sleeping while i saw a ghost with blood stained in it"s mouth and was coming towards me with a hamburger with bloody worms and venom of snakes in the burger, i woke up..

I suddenly had an unexplainable craving for

They say life is a lesson - one you learn a little at a time. Well, he had always been a slow learner. And now he was paying for it. Whoever it was knocked a third time.

I listened to it again. "Rickety ... tickety ... bumlickety ... fu shnickety?" Near as I could figure Fu-Schnickens rickshaw had been ticketed outside of an anal enthusiast's estab

"Revision makes your brain explode" said Tommy, telling fibs to the children once again. He was on the verge of quitting his daytime job as a primary school teacher as everything

I went to the park with my friends .when, we got there, we saw a alive trees uprooting itself and coming towards us with a rocket launcher and a guitar playing with it .........

"I am Princess Harriet of the Noctis Empire. From this you may surmise that I am not of your world. You would be correct. I come from another dimension. I have reason to believe

-LUNKER! SPE-LUNKER! The reclusive, hermit mole man! Spe-lunker! Spe-lunker! A friend to all the kids!

I bored my friend explaining the power dynamics on a fishing video on YouTube. Not that he didn’t agree with me but because he just wanted to pick up pointers on catching fish.