In the ever-so-late Spring of 2013, the people of Earth finally had some kind of shambly Sanghah or however it's spelled, but the crusty Arcturians would have none of it. Despite

Fine, you go ahead and start the car. Meanwhile, I'll finish putting rope around the children, burn the house and make sure the neighbours keep quiet. Just don't complain when

Kasey had this great idea for a restaurant - the International Space Station would release cows into the atmosphere and the heat of reentry would cook them to tender perfection.

After working, i decided to go home, when i came out of my office.Suddenly , the electricity in the office went off. i was shock to see the current went out,in front of me stood

You tried to find me but all the roads that led you there were winding, and all the lights that lit the way were blinding. I thought you were the one who was going to save me.

She's a brick, and ever so slowly, she drowns me.

I turned off my phone, turned off the lights, and turned on the TV. I had a week's supply of Jolt Cola and Hot Pockets. No one would interrupt my binge watching of

Pounding and thrusting.Fucking hard.Senses numbed and heavy breathing sounds mixed with mumbled passionate words.Sex with Anita had always been this intense?He almost cared enough,

"No! That's not how it goes," Uncle Cyrus told Aunt Martha. She gave him a look and left the room. As we waited for him to compose his thoughts, my cousin Jim started to tell me a

Ivan stared at the happy couple dancing in the middle of the room. They were showered with red and pink lights. Ivan seethed his teeth and blinked when a green light flashed

Bertha would be here soon. I checked my portable sundial. 12 minutes to go. I checked out my look as it reflected back at me from the puddle below. My hair looked good.

My neighbor's dog was always howling at the moon. All night, all I could hear was that bloody howling. I needed to do something, but what? It was such a

"Put the bazooka down nice and slow, Mr. Zombie." Zombie Bob didn't seem to have hear because he continued to

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Carrot Top's face finally fell off. I was there to see it. You're probably wondering why I am even admitting that I attended one of shows. That's fair, but you must understand:

He fastened his bib securely and began to shovel food into his mouth. "I've eaten on many different planets" He garbled, roast brog falling from his lips. "But I've always wanted"

One day, a person was walking though a forest. Then, he saw a group of bears screaming and running away.

Tom bought a box of expensive cigars and insured them against fire. Then he filed a claim to the insurance company stating that he lost them in a series of small fires. The judge

How are lucky are we that the Second Coming is starting during a census year? The whore of Babylon has her G10 headed beast to ride upon. The McRib is here for a limited time only.

As President Obama waved at the cheering crowd, Mitt Romney's form seemed to bulge and melt. Suddenly, his face split open, revealing a toothed maw and six waving tentacles, aimed