The waiter, a tired looking bespectacled Asian man, turned his head. "I don't want this stuff. I want the stuff you eat when all the white people leave." The waiter smiled and

The terrible green snake darted forwards with impossible speed. The frightened girl squeezed her eyes shut. She heard the most sickening

Transplant surgery is a curious thing. Ever since I got that Chinese man's tongue after my regrettable karaoke accident, I have been able to speak nothing but Mandarin. Luckily,

His dog peeked over the edge of the table. The baby'd left bits of steak there, but Dad shook his head. Two minutes later, she was barking at something. When Dad got up, she flew

The bear came out at night, only

I looked down. -ETA?-. I typed -Can't text. Driving.- I looked up just before impacting an oak tree at 65 mph. I had neither a seatbelt nor a windshield but a large gust of wind

He drank water out of a wine glass and froze his dark chocolate. You may not think that's weird, and if so, you're weird. The really weird thing

She looked over and smiled. These kinds of tricks were the reason why she came. Jim was the kind of guy that would find a way to deliver perfection in any circumstance. Tonight,

The searchlights passed - it was now or never. "Joe, I can't go out there," Steve said. "I glow in the dark. It was a thing in 2018." Joe glared. "OK, the rest of you - let's go!"

"David that's not how you properly return the shopping cart." David grimaced at his dog. What did he know? "Try Again."

'Where to sir?'. 'We'll be meeting some fine gentlemen at the lunar station of Parsan mr. Delhi.' 'yes sir! we have a business transaction than sir?'. 'Yes we do mate, a promising

I always thought that laughter was the best medicine until I heard that Dwayne choked on a gobstopper after hearing the latest Lindsay Lohan joke.

Alphabetizing benefits catalogers, dare even fancies? Guess he's in, just kindof lax mentioning nothing of potential. Query reaction since they understand

It was a dark and stormy night and I was trying to get myself into the writing mood on FoldingStory so I could work on my proper literature. You can't make this stuff up, folks.

Welcome to the Ten Thousand club Mr. Faithful. Here's a Certificate of Merit from the FoldingStory founders. It includes the cheat code to see the previous three folds of a story &

The bird fluttered onto my window sill and pecked away at my will to live. Each knock on the window pane was a reminder of the tequila I'd hoped to forget, but she was there, so

I was gone so long. How could I let this happen? Time has slipped through my thoughts, my hands, my memory. I have to reconnect. Last I remember was leaving Chicago,a flight

Huh. Darth Santa. Maybe this new Star Wars movie has a few tricks up its sleeve after all.

The world went on. Nothing unusual happened to them. But I plotted. I plotted my revenge on

Her black hair and matching eyes were almost as hypnotic as the dark brown legs that appeared beneath her denim skirt as reliably as a welfare check on the last day of every month