He's a real folding man sitting in his folding land making all his random folds for nobody.Doesn't have a point of view.Knows not where he's going to. Isn't he a bit like you & me?

The day the roses turned black was the day that everything changed for us. We had only just recovered from

God rest ye, prunefaced sausages, let naught be out of reach / Remember Kathleen Davidson was born on Pismo Beach/

The Doctor stepped out of the TARDIS to see the new planet before him, "Where have you brought me this time old girl?" he asked rhetorically....

The land of endless roses spread beneath Cthuly in his hot air balloon. He sighed, he was melancholy. How was he supposed to be the hero? His purple octopus friend piped up & said,

His mind fevered but ready, Rodion knocked politely on the pawnbroker's door. But when bloody Lizzie Borden opened the door instead of Alyona Ivanova, he staggered back, his mind

No, no, Bruce. Not Butt Pirates. But pirates. They are grammar terrorists.

I was eating breakfast when my roommate came up. He was holding a wild hedgehog in a most menacing and intimidating manner. "Did you eat my last ding dong." he growled.

Kinky sexual innuendo, scatology, illiteration , a few puns, incongruent TV references, zombies and shamwows:This folding story would have it all, or so I thought...

I built a castle in the sand, Blaming the ocean every time it took it away.

Today I woke up at five p.m. after sleeping for mor than 12 ours. I was starving and decided to eat something. As soon as I opened by bedroom door, I saw the most

The doorbell rang. It was a courier with a very large, heavy box. Written on the top was "OPEN WITH CARE." So I did. I regret to this day having opened that parcel. It was

"What the Hell is in an Ornage Julius, anyway?" The customer was clealry a torublemaker, so Inez threw him her most savage look. "You want one, or not?" She began tapping her foot.

I learnt that things can change in an instant. One minute you're feeling wonderful and the next minute things can go topsy-turvy. Little did I know when I boarded the flight how

We started running after him, Alex, Stephen and I. We just sprinted after him... He stole my wallet

Dear Jane, I am writing you this letter to let you know how much I adore the ground you walk upon. Every single day, I

She tore his life apart. He just got back from bowling to find shreds of it on the lawn. That is what he remembers whenever he is lucid long enough to have a thought of his own.

"Aye, a comely lass you aarrrrr. How'd ye like to play me bagpipes?" These & many other foreign accent pick-up lines will be yours, for the low low price of 19.95. What are you

There she stood. Motionless. Did she really realise the consequences of what she had done? Would Detective Nose track her down like a dog and make her pay?

One time I saw Nicki Minaj jogging down Central Park West.