STOP CHANGING YOUR PROFILE PICTURES! ITS MAKING ME CONFUSED ABOUT YOUR IDENTITY OF WHAT YOU SEE YOURSELF IN EXPRESSION AND MIND. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) just kidding. Im a pink power ranger.

Our story begins as such. Around Thanksgiving I was to supply the turkey for my family. It was of large stature to be honest. Hell I don't how I got it in the house to begin with.

When the darknesss lifted nothing was left. Christian looked around and all he saw was pieces of

Since my friend Geoff got married, it seems he is off the map. Where does the map lead us? Perhaps you might find

The stranger acrossed the street. At the end of November, a new neighbour moved to my street...

You need 8 hrs of sleep. You need a balanced diet. You need a diversified portfolio. But what you don't need is.

Clumsily he caught her leg and threw her to the ground, landing on top of her and flailing his arms at her face and neck.

It wasn't the time to stand there. I needed to move, and quickly.

If I start a story...

Henry usually found TaeBo a bit beneath him. After all, he had served in the Navy Seals, enduring what he imagined to be much worse than anything Tanya the TaeBo instructor might

Why can't we combine toilets in showers? Just think, no need for toilet paper, the sound of water covering the flatulence and saving you the embarrassment of showing face after

So, I was just accused of cyber bullying, but I think it was justified and not yet to the level of a hate crime.

A rapier's wit, as it turned out, was no match for an actual rapier. He found himself buckling as his boots swashed blood and utter lack of control onto the planks. A writer had no

She awoke slowly aware that the room was so black, the silence so complete it had weight and seemed to be suffocating

An eternal pox on whomever messes up this story!

Just because there's snow on the roof; doesn't mean there's not a

Milk was slowly spreading across the formica. He picked up the punctured carton and looked up at the ceiling. There was a small smoking hole. Why did I rent a duplex? he wondered.

You have been given the task of bringing forth the apocalypse, and it can be done in 10 easy steps. Step 1 of 10 - Hack your local governments communications network.

This endless procrastination has to stop. Please make it stop!!

That's when the guy in the seat next to me let out a big, smelly fart! I was horrified, I was mortified I was