I just threw old cheesecake at an old kegerator floating in the lake. What did you do on your lunch break?

They were the hyper-rich. Shadowy figures with their show unicorns and moon rituals. Tonight they danced at the private estate of 'L. His Atlantic island custom built with

Everyone seems to own a ukulele these days. Good thing I'm different. I own two.

I know from first-hand experience that certain parts of that city smell of cat urine and

There lived a young girl named Shaquia. To others she was considered an evil youngster because of what happened that one day down by the river. You see, what happened was...

"The time has come," the Walrus said "to talk of many things. Of when you're going to pay the rent and why your checks keep bouncing."

He shielded his face from the stage lights and peered out into the audience. "Just a chicken, is there chicken?" <cluck.> "Great! now, we haven't met before right?" <cluck>

I was bored in Web Design so I

One time my nephews Huey, Dewie and Louie were at my place looking for some good times. They were bored until the Chip n Dales came to take all of my nuts.

Ek Balam convulsed his alien eyes. He was put on the job of collecting data from Earth's internet from a server room. "So said, he said, "so many folding stories never finished."

I shoot alumni for sport. Any alumni as long as there is some sign of an alum. Any sign any alum. We didn't have to wait long before we were acquainted with the facts and alternati

We're a group of adventurers that travels across continents and through centuries in a helium balloon combating the League of Darkness - a conspiracy of powerful aristocrats who

Eating four bean salad before a meeting was a very bad idea. She kept going on and on and won't shut up. If I moved

I walked down the path and saw a stranger. I reached out to grab their hand,and didn't let go. They didn't resist. I let them drag me down the narrow path.

It's not about the money, I told myself. But I knew it was. Jane was on her way to me now and all I could think of was how badly I wanted to

Here he comes now! The earth trembled with each step Bubba took as he approached the club. The bouncers moved respectfully away, while those who didn't know better stared at him.

Starfish-McMahan's agent parlayed his lifestory into a billion-dollar book and TV deal. But at a book signing in Des Moines, Iowa, his "friend" Ned, whom he had left for dead,

She sat squinting at the muted commercial. She loved car commercials. Then she farted on the couch and it sounded like a sea gull under a blanket. Then

Keith felt that now was a good time to photocopy his butt & staple it to his boss’s face, but he just sat on it & smiled grimly as Peabody berated his "lousy performance" in front

When grandma hobbled up to me she put her hands out for a hug and then I sweeped her cane with my judo kick and grabbed her titanium white hair and smashed her head against