Today was the end of the world, but no one seemed to care. That is until

once upon a time drake called me 2 the studio and said he wanted to feature me on a rap song! I said ok and got up and headed over to his awesome house, when i got there he gave me

"You have a hot heart for such cold deeds."

"Dicky Dicky don't do it Dicky, I gave up everything, everything for you Dicky, you can't leave me Dicky!" She was just a dame to Dicky Noir, Private Eye. He adjusted his fedora

Bardok Joto was not ready for this promotion. "I love Mars! I love materiality!" His captain said, "I know, but the corridor between here and M31 is important and its guardians m

Snookie felt a brief twinge of doubt as he paused on a rung to catch his breath. He was bored with hot wiring cars. It had become too easy, too routine. A crane! Noone had ever

My day was the worst, first I was hit by a giant fleshy bowling ball, right through my school and into hell, second

Noone would have thought that anything special would happen on that particular Tuesday, let alone Boris. He caught the bus for work as usual, little realising that he would never

"What is with all these freaking medicine men in these stories?" I bellowed at my computer. "Why can't we have benign, non-racist topics like the merits of green and purple grapes?

Oh how we taunted the Mechanoids after they toasted all the organic creatures of the Seventh Arm. So what if they were post-organic -- we were post-material Hah! Mecha Master 2708

No one will see me in my GREAT BOX DISGUISE! (thought the cat.)

Buster laid on the cool floor next to the table. Outside nothing moved. It was too hot!

As he looked at the dozens of horribly mutilated unicorns laying around, general Alcazar realized his birthday party had gone terribly wrong. "How is this even possible ?"

Ambrose Luxor sulked as the acclaim for his opening act, My Darling Hothouse Outrage, went on and on. He was the only surviving member of Overmind Resistance, but his Gretsch and h

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The player with the least amount of respect goes first, draws one card from the pile, places it in the hand of the player to his/her left. That player then must roll the die.

I immediately felt sick. I wished I hadn't eaten the green banana from the toilet. I lost consciousness just as the folding story rehab staff burst in with handcuffs.

Zelda zipped Zoloft at zany zebras zig-zagging zealous zealots zonked for zero. "Yes!"

Once upon a time long ago, there was a