The air felt fuzzy. A faint buzz of electricity hummed through the stillness and Emmeline felt every hair along her arms stand to attention. She looked

It was great to work for Timedocs. We went back to record, for instance, a day in the life of Tu Fu or Annensky, and the reactions their works produced. That was cool but we still

I woke up today and stepped out side for my daily run only to find that the street that I live on had disappeared completely, just a single stone remained.

"Love and happiness do not arrive early, or late. They arrive precisely when they mean to." The great wizard proclaimed

Lou Bergs had traveled all the way through time to mow my lawn. He swore that my single mom's grilled chicken breast was worth the trouble, though I suspected darker motives. Penet

All we need is love,datadadada..."Yeah,right!"he said through his teeth.Naive song lyrics made Ed sick!Gimme some Ramones,for fuck sake...

We all knew Santa was a zombie when he started to crave brains. "Oh God, its Christmas Eve! If we don't stop him he'll bite all the children and their dogs!" Call the Snowman!

Towards the rotating knives

Había una vez un chico que se llamaba Andrey y que no llevaba nada de ropa.

So the disco ball was moved to another desk, & the rubberducks were hidden.The last thing the OfficeUnicorn had to do is plant one more boobytrap for her coworkers. Heehee, booby.

The crowded cheered and he basked in the glow of success. When they started chanting "speech speech" his handlers tried moving him off the balcony, but it was too late: "My fellow

Annie was consumed with the desire to find a new "wipe" - there already were baby wipes, screen wipes, even doggy wipes - what new wipe could she invent that would make her as rich

The world is a vampire, sent to drain Secret destroyers, hold you up to the flames

She liked me, I loved her. She was just fifteen

You know, not all folds have to be senseless with nothing remotely coherent. I wonder what would happen if the folds made sense and flowed like butter.

Sunday is a happy person. She wears fancy clothes and is always smiling. She loves good food, picnics and parties and sometimes goes to church. Monday, on the other hand is sad

What's for dinner?

On the next deep space probe, we attached a hard drive containing all the LOL cat memes ever created. We hope that aliens will understand.

"The sound effect you just used to describe it implies that you think taking a poo is a lot like blowing up a long balloon," said the bookish apartment manager scratching his

Bertha would be here soon. I checked my portable sundial. 12 minutes to go. I checked out my look as it reflected back at me from the puddle below. My hair looked good.