My Tinder date & I were strolling along the seawall in Corpus Christi. We were playing 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. I had stumped her with Emma Stone. I think she was pretending to be

The AI-blues guitarist Arahang 37X began to appear in town squares and hospital lobbies, using incarnation tech from the 30th Iteration. He was almost foxy and seemed troubled, but

He was a radiant natural for quantum shamanistics, sans drugs, sans patches, sans nanites - but his inner music was too beneficial, so they put him down. He gasped, "The tide rises

"I don't care. I don't care. I wont care" she whispered throwing the first handful of dirt into the six foot hole int he ground. She closed her eyes in hopes that this was a dream,

Aunt Peachie smiled showing a polished set up dentures. "Come sit on Aunty's lap & let me give you a hug." I had no choice. As I clambered up I caught a whisp of her almond breath

"Say your life has no meaning. Say you're just a place-filler. Say your only reason for being here is to follow what everyone else does." That is what Herold thought when he

"There you are, pregnant & barefoot" said Jim, hugging Tia from behind, "What's for dinner?" "I've got socks on," she replied, "and it's not dinner. I'm boiling frogs."

There is not one day when she couldn't remember the harassment she endured. She remembers all the awful things they said to her, and how everyone just stood around and laughed.

This a story of a boy who neve grew up

"I just realized I won 30 million dollars at the lottery, so please forget my previous rant against inflation. What a beautiful country we live in! I will get 3 butlers, 5 cars,

Guys... guys... I have the best idea. Imagine if instead of going to, like, school, we

What is the definition of love?

This place smells like rotten eggs.

On a cold January day it started to snow, and school was cancelled. Jeff and his friends took the opportunity to go down to the local park to go sledding.

Who here wants to try and take me?

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Nate blinked in the bright light. "Welcome to heaven." Said a soft voice. He looked about, a giant carrot floated above him and there were luscious carrot fields as far as the eye

After the party the Prince and Princess rode off into the night sky on a crystal carriage. When their white steed was barely galloping the carriage stopped and they saw that

My phone rang, I answered and I heard: Hi my name is Bob and I like pie

WHAT ARE THOSE!???!!!??!!!