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Along came a shaggy dog with a small kitten in its mouth.

Milzy went home and started to play Dragon Age 2............... Two days later, she is still stuck on level one

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Deep in the Atlantic Ocean an abandoned trunk once rested. This Trunk fell overboard from a vessel many years ago. Without the discovery of this trunk the world would be without

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The man who read these enchanted words decided to add to them. The words he added were almost as enchanted as these. But he decided that he would include the word 'Clock' once.

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Hardy knew that fucker spilled that scalding water on purpose. But Laurel's dead, soulless eyes, the eyes of a killer, meant he couldn't hurt him directly. Oh god, did he know?

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